Tag Archives: Super Bowl

Budweiser’s Super Bowl Commercial Is
Yet Another Sign Of The Anti-Christ

So says the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times.

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Football!

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NEW JERSEY: American Atheists Place Billboard Near Super Bowl Stadium

Via press release from American Atheists: On Thursday, American Atheists launched a new billboard near Metlife Stadium with a dig at prayer. It is believed to be the first-ever atheist-sponsored ad aimed at a Super Bowl audience. The billboard features a priest cradling a football with text reading, “A ‘Hail Mary’ only works in football. Enjoy the game!” The billboard …

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Budweiser’s Super Bowl Commercial

2.5M views in six hours.

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Paging You-Know-Who: Kinky Boots To Perform During Super Bowl Pre-Show

If you thought wingnut outrage was deafening after the cast of Kinky Boots performed during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, you better get out your earplugs for when they see the same thing during the Super Bowl pre-show.  It’s not yet clear if the cast will physically be AT the stadium or if the performance will be televised from Broadway, …

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Queen Latifah To Sing At Super Bowl

New Jersey native Queen Latifah will perform America The Beautiful at Sunday’s Super Bowl. The singer-actress — fresh off marrying 33 couples at Sunday night’s Grammy Awards — will perform the song Sunday at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. The performance will be televised live on Fox prior to kickoff. Latifah also performed the song at Super Bowl XLIV …

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Beware The Doberhuahua

Props to Sarah McLachlan.

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This Is An Ad For Something

AdWeek recaps: GoDaddy, which this fall promised no more sleazy Super Bowl commercials, still shows plenty of skin in its first ad for this year’s game—but it’s mostly male, and it’s absurdly pumped up. The Web-hosting company on Wednesday rolled out one of its two 30-second spots for Super Bowl XLVIII, titled “Bodybuilder.” Unlike most of its Super Bowl work …

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Cheapest Super Bowl Ticket: $2500

Ticket prices for Super Bowl 2014 have set a new record. On the NFL’s official second-hand marketplace, the cheapest price for a ticket to the Super Bowl right now is $2,700. And that’s for the worst seats in the building, the very back rows in the upper corners of the end zones. The most expensive tickets cost more than $25,000 …

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Carol Channing For Pepsi-Cola

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Deleted Tweet Of The Day

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing with Bruno Mars during the Super Bowl halftime show. Their bassist Flea caused a Twitter storm yesterday with the above tweet, which he has since deleted.

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NFL Rejects Super Bowl Gun Ad

Via Guns & Ammo: Daniel Defense recently submitted a commercial to FOX to be played during the 2014 NFL Super Bowl XLVIII. Though the video doesn’t showcase one of the company’s popular DDM4 rifles, this paid advertisement spot was rejected by the NFL. The commercial, which focuses on themes of personal protection and fundamental rights, was originally created by Daniel …

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Bruno Mars Lands Super Bowl Gig

Super Bowl 2012: Madonna. Super Bowl 2013: Beyonce. I’m guessing there won’t be any gay bar viewing parties for the halftime show at Super Bowl 2014.  The NYC press is already grousing because a local act like Bon Jovi or Billy Joel wasn’t chosen.

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Armisted Maupin Settles Super Bowl Bet

Famed gay novelist Amistead Maupin made a Super Bowl bet with fellow writer Laura Lippman in which the loser would pen an ode to the winner’s hometown. Here’s Maupin’s tribute to Baltimore. The Virtues of Baltimore (After Pondering Weak and Weary) Who makes Baltimore so fine? The Duchess of Windsor or Divine? Poe and his Raven or Mama Cass? The …

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Beyonce Is A Pawn Of Satan

“Her [Super Bowl] performance was soft porn. I wouldn’t want my (future) sons and daughters to ever see a performance like that. My sons, because it was completely sexual, and I don’t want those images in their minds. My daughters, because I don’t want them to think that to be an attractive women you have to look, dress or act …

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One Million Moms: Stop Sports F-Bombs

“Dear Joe, Together we will hold CBS accountable for airing profanity in front of children and families! The network did not keep their promise that the Super Bowl broadcast would be safe for children and families. CBS aired an unedited ‘F-bomb’ during the Super Bowl broadcast in front of an estimated audience of 108 million Americans – including tens of …

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God Sent The Super Bowl Blackout

The Super Bowl blackout was an act “by the hand of God” and was a warning about the timing of the rapture. So says the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times. Also: God is working through Hyundai’s ad agency.

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More Support From Brendon Ayanbagejo

He’s really giving Chris Kluwe a run for the title of best sports ally, isn’t he? Amazing. Watch this.

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New From Brendon Ayanbadejo

(Via Queerty)

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Quote Of The Day

Graphic by JMG reader Sean Chapin.

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