Tag Archives: Starbucks

Breitbart: Starbucks Hates The Baby Jesus

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest …

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Harlem Hate Pastor Returns To Daily Show

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Paging Brian Brown

(Tipped by JMG reader Lynda)

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Pride Flag Flies Over Starbucks HQ

This is a first for our longtime allies. Via press release: “Today a 38-feet wide by 19-feet tall rainbow flag was raised on top of Starbucks headquarters and will remain through this weekend’s Seattle Pride Parade. Given our public stance on diversity and inclusion of all people, particularly on this issue, it makes sense to raise the flag in celebration. …

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Starbucks Has Your Back

“Everyone is welcome at Starbucks. Creating a culture of warmth and belonging is a core value of our company and we have been committed to diversity and inclusion since our earliest days. Starbucks joins with others opposing any state or federal legislation that permits discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity and encourages policymakers everywhere to embrace equality.” – …

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One Million Moms Vs Free WiFi

Just in via email: Public Wi-Fi hotspots are attracting pedophiles and sex offenders to McDonald’s – where we bring our children to eat and play – and where illegal p-rn can be accessed easily with anonymity. Because there are no filters to block online p-rnography and child p-rnography in these restaurants that so many families like yours and mine frequent, …

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Hate Pastor James Manning: Islamists Are Right To Execute Homosexuals

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning appeared on Young Turks yesterday where he declared that Islamists are justified in executed homosexuals. Interestingly, Manning later confesses that he was “tempted by the gay lifestyle” during his time in a Florida prison. Oh, and Starbucks is still totally lacing their lattes with sodomite semen. (Tipped by JMG reader DM)

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How To Get Pregnant At Starbucks (HINT: It’s All the Sodomite Semen In The Lattes)

“If you’re drinking Starbucks, watch out if you’re a woman. You might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they’ve got some pretty potent semen in their drinks. And you will go home and tell your husband that you’re pregnant and he’ll say, ‘But we haven’t had sexual intercourse in years! Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: It’s Absolutely True That Starbucks Laces Their Lattes With Sodomite Semen

“This is not a quietly kept secret, but Starbucks really has discovered that sodomites love the taste of semen in their lattes. And Dracula loves to drink blood. I’m mean, this has been going since child sacrifices have been happening. There are people who love to drink semen and who love to drink blood, and so many of the people …

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TEXAS: Exorcism At Starbucks

Via Raw Story: An exorcism performed outside a Starbucks coffee shop in Austin, Texas, was caught on video, mySA reported on Wednesday. In the video, a group of men can be seen with their hands placed another man, who is spewing saliva into a red plastic cup. “All your legions of poison. All your legions out! Out! All your legions …

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Harlem Hate Pastor: Starbucks’ Lattes Are “Flavored Up” With Semen Of Sodomites

“The semen flavors up the latte and makes you think you are having a good time drinking it!” Also, something about drinking the blood of innocent babies. Remember – this is the guy who hosts Porno Pete on his show.

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NOM: We’re Super-Boycotting Starbucks

“The pro-same-sex marriage corporate behemoth Starbucks has taken its ideologically-driven LGBT agenda to a new level with a new ad featuring two reality TV star drag queens. The ad feature Bianca Del Rio and Adore Delano, two drag queens from a reality TV show on the LGBT network, OUTtv. Thus Starbucks continues to serve up a healthy dose of ideology …

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New Starbucks Commercial Features Queens From RuPaul’s Drag Race

Via TIME Magazine: Everybody loves coffee and its healing powers — especially drag queens, as we now know from Starbuck’s latest ad. It features Bianca Del Rio and Adore Delano, fan favorites from the sixth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race who are both very cranky and under-caffeinated while waiting in a long Starbucks line. They begin to argue and trade …

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Harlem Hate Pastor: You Will Get Ebola If You Visit Starbucks Because Sodomites

(Tipped by JMG reader John)

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Brian Brown: Our Boycott Of Starbucks Is Thwarting Their Overseas Expansion Plans

In a transparent attempt to whip up anti-gay fervor in Islamic nations, Brian Brown declared in April 2012 that NOM was buying anti-gay banner ads which denounce Starbucks’ support for LGBT rights. Arabic-language ads were placed in United Arab Emirates, Oman, and Kuwait, all of which criminalize homosexuality. Despite NOM’s campaign, Starbucks has continued its rapid expansion into foreign markets …

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NOM’s Boycott Of Target Is Flopping Even Worse Than All Their Other Boycotts

A laughably measly 2583 people have signed NOM’s boycott petition for Target since the retail giant submitted pro-gay marriage briefs last week in the states of Wisconsin and Indiana. NOM’s 30-month-old boycott petition for Starbucks has yielded 68,745 names – a number that has scarcely budged in the last two years. Their 25-month-old boycott petition for General Mills petered out …

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Starbucks HQ Flies Rainbow Flag

Andy Towle writes at Towleroad: “Starbucks raised an enormous 800 square foot LGBT Pride flag over its Seattle headquarters today in celebration of the 40th anniversary of Seattle Pride. Photographer Nate Gowdy was on hand and shared these images with Towleroad of the clock tower and flag, as well as CEO Howard Schultz, who observed the flag raising with employees.” …

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Starbucks Goes All In On Education, Offers Full College Tuition To Employees

Via Business Insider: Starbucks announced late Sunday it will pay for thousands of its workers to take courses through Arizona State University to complete their bachelor’s degree. The Starbucks College Achievement plan will let full- and part-time workers choose from 40 undergraduate degree programs at ASU that will be delivered online. 135,000 employees are eligible. “There’s no doubt the inequality …

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Starbucks Includes “Two Moms” in Mother’s Day Ad Voiced By Oprah Winfrey

JMG tipster Lynda expects that you-know-who will be ever so pissed about this new Mother’s Day campaign from Starbucks. Oprah does the voice-over.

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Starbucks’ Gun Policy Is Like Being Asked To Check Your Gayness At The Door

Wut.

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