Tag Archives: stand-up

Worst.Sex.Ever.

Long overdue, here’s the text from my performance at last week’s Worst.Sex.Ever show. My apologies for the delay. I misplaced my notes during the post-show drunkathon and had just resigned myself to rewriting it from scratch when I found the notes in the same coat I’d searched three times. Stupid beer. (Photo via emcee Chris Hampton.) Worst. Sex. Ever. Like …

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Wizzy Reminder

Tonight I’ll be appearing in the 4th annual Worst.Sex.Ever, the show that launched WYSIWYG, the now legendary all-blogger performance series. Wizmaster Chris Hampton advises that while the advance tickets are sold out, there will be additional tickets available at the door. This is my fourth or fifth time doing Wizzy, but my first time at the Worst.Sex.Ever show. I’m still …

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WYSIWGY Almost Sold Out

Next week’s WYSIWYG show is almost sold out, so if you’re planning on going, get your ticket today. There’s a feature story on the show in today’s New York Post, for which I gave the reporter hilarious pull-quotes. But you’ll have to come to the show to hear them because they got cut from the story.

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Worst.Sex.Ever.

February 14th I’ll be performing in WYSIWYG’s Worst.Sex.Ever. This will be the fourth annual installment of the Valentine’s Day show in which the performers recount their all-time worst sexual experiences. Advance tickets are available here, this show always sells out. Um, if you happen to be a certain short Latino bodybuilder who lives on W.49th in Hell’s Kitchen, you might …

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