Tag Archives: silliness

The 12 Gays Of Christmas

The gay Rockettes? The gay Riverdancers? As a commenter on Dan Savage’s post just said, “I think I gained a Kinsey point just watching this.”

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Shallowest Post Of The Week

Katie Couric has a new look.

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Boy George: You Can’t Spank Anyone If They Don’t Want You To

From Boy George’s false imprisonment trial: On a tape played at his false-imprisonment trial, singer Boy George admits to cops to restraining a male prostitute whom he thought had hacked into his computer. The 47-year-old former Culture Club frontman denies, however, that he whipped the 29-year-old man. “I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs, so he wouldn’t go …

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Six-Pack Fakery

A new men’s “compression undergarment” that some are calling the “Spanx for men” is supposed to give the illusion that you’ve got a six-pack. From a product review in the Times UK: Every so often, something totally “lady” from the world of women’s fashion and beauty gets repackaged, dyed navy and sold to men. In this instance, it’s the turn …

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Supersized

Some guy is suing McDonald’s for $3M because he left his phone at one of their franchises and although staffers apparently found the phone and promised to hold it for him, nude photos of his wife stored on the phone ended up online. Here’s some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, …

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Improv Everywhere At JFK

In which they makes signs and welcome home total strangers.

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Poof! You’re One Of Us

Remember the dust-up earlier this month about Mormons posthumously baptizing Jews? A Daily Kos diarist has just posthumously converted LDS founder Joseph Smith to the family of homosexuals. Dear God of the Homos, With your great and everlasting love that blessed the covenants of Achilles and Petroclus, Gilgamesh and Enkidu, and of Jonathon and David, bless then the soul of …

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The Bro Or The Manziere?

Gizmodo dug up this Japanese ad for a product designed for those with flopping moobs. But, uh, these things look a teensy bit delicate and feminine and seem more for cross-dressers than your average active bear. (Via – Towleroad)

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Bat Boy Hates Prop 8

Via World Weekly News: NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend. All across the country, citizens united in protest of California’s Proposition 8 to strictly define marriage between a man and a woman, as well as other anti-same-sex marriage laws that were passed on November 4. Bat Boy was seen …

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Ladies & Gentlemen…Baconnaise

Sadly, there must not be real bacon in it, because it’s kosher.

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T-Shirt Of The Week

I found this guy in a bar in San Francisco. It always makes me laugh that you can visit any city in the country and encounter the adamant opinion that theirs is a town of bottoms. Logic insists that if that’s true, then somewhere there must be a town of tops. But when I point this out, the reaction is …

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It Was A Million To One Shot, Doc

Via the Telegraph: A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom – and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked. The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the …

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Obama: Brothers, Stop Sagging!

Finally Barack Obama has addressed the critical issue of laws against baggy pants. In an interview with MTV’s Sway Calloway, Obama fielded a question from Eric, a Huntington Beach, Calif., man who referenced a town ordinance that tried to outlaw a street fashion trend in which young men wear their baggy pants down well below their underwear. Obama said such …

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R Is For Rename

On Tuesday, San Franciscans get to vote on Prop R – the renaming of a local sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush. Proponents will hold an Election Night party at City Hall hosted by drag impresario Peaches Christ. Yes On R!

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Do Not Want

(Via – JMG reader Chris)

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Paris For President

Pop Justice calls this the “new World’s Worst Song.” I’d say that title has been permanently awarded to Starship’s We Built This City. Anyway, this is sort of amusing for one listen. Points for rhyming motorcade with Escalade and for the gay marriage shout out. Also for dissing “nukular.”

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On Christopher Street

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Joe The Plumber…..For Congress?

Too predictable. Joe The Plumber says he’s thinking about running for Congress. Samuel Joe Wurzelbacher’s campaign confrontation over tax with Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama has been seized on by Republican John McCain, who has made the issue a centrepiece of his campaign during the final week of the race. But now Joe the Plumber has bowed to growing …

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Presidential Dance Off

Cool, but also kinda creepy. (Via – Wonkette)

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Sarah Palin, Comic Book Villain

Sarah Palin made the cover of comic classic Tales From The Crypt this month as they go after her on the issue of book banning. The cover is a jab at Palin’s reported brush with banning books at the Wasilla public library during her time as mayor of the town, says Jim Salicrup, editor-in-chief of Papercutz, the publisher of the …

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