Tag Archives: silliness

Florida state GOP Sen. Mike Bennett had some reporters watching him from the gallery as he perused a girly pic on the floor of the legislature. Via Sunshine State News: On Thursday morning, Sunshine State News captured exclusive video of Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor. Ironically, as Bennett is …

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Last night The Simpsons nodded to the internet lip-dub fad.

JMG reader Bernard tips us that the Smoking Gun has all the dirt about the dancing soldiers in the Lady Gaga tribute clip that I posted yesterday. Your favorite’s real name is Aaron Melcher. The video was the brainchild of Aaron Melcher, a married 24-year-old soldier who graduated in 2004 from North Carolina’s Gramercy Christian School. Melcher opens the video …

Soldiers in Afghanistan interpret Lady Gaga in between missions. DADT must be working, clearly this was done without any gay help. Cute enough, though. (Tipped by JMG reader Ted)

Watch until the end. (Tipped by JMG reader JM)

A medley of infomercial idiots.

The St. Olaf Glee Club, better known as Frank DeCaro, Fredrick Ford and Jim Colucci, have created a hysterical Grandmaster Flash-y tribute to Betty White. DeCaro is a midday host on SiriusXM’s OutQ, Colucci (his husband) is the author of The Q Guide To The Golden Girls. (They were a hilarious companions on my trip to Key West last October.) …

Somebody enjoys making subway maps “for landscapes with no need for them.” Hit the link for more. Posters available here.

First it was elective rectal cleansing, now it’s coin-slot protection. Fashionista reports getting the following email. I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It’s a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or …

(Via – Engadget)

(Via – Boing Boing)

Copyranter reports that a South African ad agency is using Ricky Martin’s coming out to plug their line of tear-proof mascara. Our tactical ad was an immediate response to the high level of local and international coverage given to this piece of showbiz news last week. We wanted to offer young female fans a quirky, tongue in cheek solution to …

Mattel announced yesterday that they are changing the rules of Scrabble. Proper nouns such as place names will now be allowed. Mattel said there would be no hard and fast rule over whether a proper noun was correct or not. A spokeswoman for the company said the use of proper nouns would “add a new dimension” to Scrabble and “introduce …

From the makers of Bacon Salt, BaconPOP, Baconnaise, and Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes (for mailing your will to your lawyer, one presumes.)

Wingnuts are reveling in the president’s wild pitch at the opening of the baseball season yesterday. Because socialist/Marxist/Kenyans can’t throw. Or something.

South Florida Gay News reports on a new t-shirt line. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, however, Gunner Thelander and Kevin Mahon both of Fort Lauderdale and the Inchwear Team have something other in mind than hearts. The InchWear t-shirts—displaying increments of 6,” 7,” 8,” 9,” & 10+”—dare men to let the world know just how big that…special …