Tag Archives: silliness

Chicago Looks Fun This Sunday

Oh, wait. That’s not a football joke, is it? Bother.

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Fun With Google Instant

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Does This Mean I’m Not Really A 33″?

Esquire reports that many of the nation’s retailers of men’s pants are lying about their waist sizes in order to make you feel thinner. It’s called “vanity waist-sizing.”

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Scissor Sisters News #3: Adam Lambert Makes Out With Jake Shears

Filmed at the after party at Terminal 5, which I was supposed to attend but totally forgot because that was the night that Ken Mehlman came out. Damn you Melhman! Again.

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Scraggly Beard-Growers Cycle

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Midichlorian Rhapsody

“Jar-Jar Binks, I wish you’d never been born at all.” Production values are quite high for a parody, even though it’s even longer than Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Eccentric Robbery Witness Song

The Gregory Brothers have their usual fun, this time with the witness to a convenience store robbery. The original news clip is first. BTW, their last such effort, the Bed Intruder Song, actually made the Billboard charts and topped iTunes.

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Cornhole 4 The Cure

Perhaps unaware of its other meaning, perhaps not unaware, two men in Memphis are staging cancer fundraisers around the classic country fair game cornhole. “We just started playing the game cornhole,” Spurlin said. “It’s just a bean bag toss game. Then, we decided why not make some cornhole boards? My mother-in-law makes the bags for us.” That was the beginning …

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Today In WTF

I guessing this is not real.

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Like September In Tuscany

Maxi-pads can remind one of September in Tuscany, according to an amusing hottie-infused ad campaign out of Canada. There are more: A Date With Brad and A Date With Ryan. (Tipped by JMG reader Chris)

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Bean Bear Chair

Judging by the model, the makers of the Bean Bear Chair don’t yet realize their target demo.

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Stay Puft

Made famous in Ghostbusters, Stay Puft marshmallows now actually exist and are available for $19.99 in a “keepsake marshmallow-feel box.” Wait. Caffeinated marshmallows? Too bad there’s no more J-J-Jolt Cola to wash them down.

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Vintage Facebook

Fake vintage ads for Twitter, YouTube and Skype are here.

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For Rectal Use Only

Infantile? Absolutely. Did I LOL? Hells yeah.

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Pageant Queens

Over at Boy Culture, Matthew Rettenmund tips us to this really cute clip of four Filipino gay boys reacting to Miss Philippines making the top fifteen at last night’s Miss Universe pageant. Tuesday morning pageantbacks are saying that it was her question response that lost her the crown.

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Urban Legend Confirmed: Alligator Found In New York City Sewer

OK, so it was only 18 inches long. But still! At least one alligator really does live in New York City’s sewers. Cops apprehended an 18-inch gator that crawled out of an overflowing Astoria storm drain and hunkered down beneath a parked car this afternoon, delighting onlookers and giving fresh meat to the urban myth that the carnivorous critters are …

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Ne-VAH-Dah, Ne-VEH-Dah Con’t

While in Las Vegas last month, I noted the local controversy over the pronunciation of the state’s name. The kerfuffle has now reached the state legislature. Outgoing Assemblyman Harry Mortenson is proposing more tolerance. The Las Vegas Democrat is working on a resolution for the 2011 legislative session to make the ”Ne-VAH-da” pronunciation equally acceptable to the one with the …

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Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

Obviously NSFW for the audio. Unrelated to and contrary to what you’d expect of someone getting such a tribute as this song, earlier this week Bradbury decried modern technology. “We have too many cellphones. We’ve got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now.”

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Photo Of The Day – Kylie’s Happy Bear

The Advocate reports that Facebook took down Kylie Minogue’s self-posted photo as too raunchy. A Facebook rep told the disco pixie: “We do not allow photos that contain nudity, drug use or violence.” It’s just a microphone, kids.

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Hair Dye Company Offers Anderson Cooper One Million Dollars To Leave Gray Town

The Orlando Sentinel reports today that a hair dye company has offered CNN host Anderson Cooper one million dollars if he’ll use their product to do away with his famous silver hair for five years. The offer comes from Rise-N-Shine, the makers of Go Away Gray. “We feel like Anderson Cooper is a really visible and well-respected figure and thought …

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