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You will join the Apple Borg, my child. According to ThinkGeek, the set “introduces children to the magic of Apple technology.” There’s an entire two-level Apple Store staffed by PLAYMOBIL™ associates, with tiny demo tables filled with minuscule Apple gear, software shelves, and even the kid’s corner on the ground floor. Upstairs, there’s a Genius Bar and a Keynote Theater …

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Where girls submit photos of their gay high school boyfriends.

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He died so you can have it your way. (Source)

Clip description: “The finale to this year’s Tennessee Williams New Orleans Literary Festival had people screaming in the streets, recreating the famous scene from A Streetcar Named Desire.” Williams would have turned 100 this week.

My buddy Mark has tipped me that today is National Joe Day, the day to “shrug off” that first name you never cared for and be somebody else for one day. Wake up on March 27 and introduce yourself to everyone as Joe. If you are a girl, Joe is short for your old name. If you are a boy, …

Lindsay Lohan would like you to know that she is dropping her family name and will join the tiny galaxy of megastars known only by one word. “So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list,” a family friend tells me. …

Fake Victoria Jackson, that is. (Via – Good As You)

Wingnut sites are having a field day with this video of the president returning from South America to find several White House doors locked.

RELATED: In Kansas, the American Family Association is working to “protect state citizens from sexually oriented businesses” because it’s a lie that titty bars “keep strippers off of welfare.” Or something.

From the other side of Broadway it was hard to tell there was a burned out letter “g”. But I took the photo anyway because I am a third grader.

He died and went to heaven where he met John the Baptist, who is a “really nice guy.” Apparently nobody in heaven is old, everybody has wings, and there are lots of animals there. Unsurprisingly, dad is a pastor.

It’s actually a video game commercial. Very cute. (Via – Towleroad)

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