Tag Archives: silliness

Louis CK To Rumsfeld: Are You A Flesh Eating Alien Lizard Person?

While guest-hosting on the Opie & Anthony Show yesterday, comedian Louis CK repeatedly asked Donald Rumsfeld to deny to that he is a “flesh-eating alien lizard person” and whether he has “tasted human flesh.” It all starts around 2:30.

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LEAKED: Two & A Half Men Finale

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Tweet Of The Day – Gay Obama

Last night Jon Stewart claimed that this is his account.

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Scott Walker Channels Charlie Sheen

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She Wants To Break Free

On the BBC’s Let’s Dance For Comic Relief, controversial former model and author Katie Price dressed as Freddie Mercury in a recreation of Queen’s classic 1984 drag video for I Want To Break Free. Those are her real actual boobies, by the way.

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Five Seconds Of Every #1 Pop Single

You might enjoy this bit of music trivia – five seconds of every #1 pop song ever. You may surprised to realize that you can sing along to every bit of it. Part two begins in 1983.

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Y2Gay Is Coming

Via Good As You, here’s a short film on how to prepare your family for the coming global disaster of gay marriage.

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The Badass Honey Badger

(Tipped by JMG reader Bradley)

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This Party Took A Turn For The Douche

Audio totally way NSFW. (Via – Dan Savage)

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Shirtless Frat Boys Lip-Dub Katy Perry

From students at the University of Arkansas.(Tipped by Dr. Jeff)

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PSA: Know Who Arcade Fire Is

Or else the hipsters WILL KILL YOU.

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Interpretive Dance

On the BBC’s Fast And Loose, panelists wearing noise-blocking headphones must discern the title of the song being acted out by comedian David Armand. Sort of like ASL for the hearing. Previous installments of this bit are here.

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His Name Is Horse

“My name is Horse. I have an extension cord tied to my nuts and penis. And I’m going to pull this car with my dick.”

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Cat Burglar

He’s climbing in your window, snatchin’ your panties up…

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Glenn Beck Conspiracy Generator

Try it yourselves!

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Debbie Reynolds Reviews Her Ex

While Carrie Fisher chatted with Oprah about her father’s affair with Elizabeth Taylor, her mom Debbie Reynolds turned to the audience to offer a frank review of Eddie Fisher. Oprah roared, Carrie rolled her eyes, and I ran to take a photo of the TV.

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What Would You Do For A Million Bucks?

This was a British poll, so the respondents are actually talking about a million pounds, not dollars. Not shown on the chart: Give up a kidney (15%), play Russian Roulette (2%), cut off an arm (1%). The sunlight one seems totally doable to me.

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San Francisco Pillow Fight

The city says it cost $17,000 to clean up.

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Quote Of The Day – Lady Gaga

“There really is no one that is a more adoring and loving Madonna fan than me. I am the hugest fan personally and professionally…well, the good news is that I got an e-mail from her people and her, sending me their love and complete support on behalf of the single and if the queen says it shall be, then it …

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Gaga Gets Animated

From the Taiwanese news channel NMA World Edition. (Tipped by Dr. Jeff)

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