Tag Archives: silliness

Cain: Vegetables Are For Sissies

“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. I love the sausage, the mushrooms. Love it.” – Herman Cain, as quoted by Politico. Using another …

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Church Sign Of The Day

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NYC World Cup: Playing Quidditch On Non-Flying Brooms Looks Rilly Silly

Gothamist has lots of photos of the Quidditch World Cup, which is taking place this weekend on Randall’s Island. Tagline: “100 Teams, 2000 Athletes, One World Cup.” OK!

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Honey Badger: The Talking Doll

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I’ll Meet You By The Third Pyramid

But it will have to be some other day than 11-11-11. Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities (SCA) closed the Great Pyramids on Friday after protesters said various groups, among them Jews, planned to attend a numerologist ceremony on the Giza Plateau. Egyptian media reported that some Egyptians feared that the event would be used by Jewish Masons to reclaim the …

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Paint Company Butches Up

A Canadian paint company has relaunched their selection of colors, but this time with “more manly” names. The original names were geared toward women, just as nail polishes are marketed with witty shade names (Essie’s “Ballet Slippers,” “Not Just a Pretty Face,” and “Sole Mate,” for example). “When it comes to paint names, it’s all about the emotional connection and …

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Did You Turn Your Cocks Back?

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Occupy Metropolis

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Excommunicated

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Bad Lip Reading: Herman Cain

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Plus Motherfucking Doughnuts

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Tweet Of The Day II – Dolly Parton

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Product Name Of The Day

It’s a dog brush. Sorta.

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A Duet With Siri

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Crazy Eyes – Not Born This Way

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What A Friend We Have In Shesus

I don’t why this cracks me up so much.

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God – It Getteth Better

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New Blog: Shit That Siri Says

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Gay Clocks For Gay Kitchens

That’s how GE made their pitch in the 1950s.

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Zombie In A Penguin Suit

Probably not what you think this is.

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