Tag Archives: silliness

People’s Most Beautiful Woman

Vanity Fair reports on the conflicting opinions about Gwyneth Paltrow. In the space of eight days, Oscar winner, self-appointed lifestyle guru, and Beyoncé-song consultant Gwyneth Paltrow has catapulted herself from Star magazine’s Most Hated Celebrity (More Hated Than Chris Brown Edition) to People’s Most Beautiful Woman in the World. Granted the two categories are not mutually exclusive—a celebrity can be …

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Downton Abbey: The Musical

Entertainment Weekly reports: In the parody video below, filmed at the legendary Studio 54 in New York, actor and comedian Colin Andrew Mochrie (Whose Line Is It Anyway?) plays Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes (billed in the video as Julian Alexander Kitchner-Fellowes, Baron Fellowes of West Stafford), who explains his decision to create a Downton musical in between cuts of …

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Des Hommes Et Des Chatons

Cats posing like male models. More. (Tipped by JMG reader Melissa)

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Headline Of The Day

Details. Sadly, there are no photos.

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Three Porn Dudes Being Silly

JMG reader and Titan director Jasun Mark is driving.  In the front passenger seat is Scott Hunter and in the backseat is Dirk Caber.

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KMart Ad Goes Viral

3.5M views in 72 hours. You know who will be pissed.

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Tweet Of The Day – Billy Jeff Clinton

All of this resulted from Clinton’s appearance last night on Colbert. (Tipped by JMG reader Ray)

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Hashtag Cher-tastrophe

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Christ On A Cracker

No, seriously.

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PAC For Bearded Pols Launches

A political action committee was launched today to support candidates with beards.  The group has already filed with the FEC. Andrew Sullivan will be thrilled. The Bearded Entrepreneurs for the Advancement of a Responsible Democracy (BEARD) was founded by 30-year-old Jonathan Sessions, who sits on the Columbia, Mo., Board of Education, according to his website. “With the resurgence of beards …

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Mustaches For Equality

I guess beards for equality wouldn’t have worked with the meme.  Get ’em here. Proceeds go to Lambda Legal and HRC.  (Tipped by JMG reader Aaron)

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White House Issues April Fools Video

Cue the outrage in Teabagistan.

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ImprovEverywhere: Reverse Times Square

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YouTube: We’re Shutting Down

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Bacon Scope

Possibly a prank by P&G: Advertised as a mouthwash that tastes like bacon when being swished but leaves a minty fresh finish, Bacon Scope will be launched next week, leading many to believe that this is all a big April Fool’s Day hoax playing on the current bacon craze. For their part, Proctor & Gamble is playing it straight, insisting …

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Bacon Condoms

“Make your meat look like meat.”  From the makers of bacon lube, baconaisse, bacon envelopes, and bacon lip balm.

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Pro-Gay Harlem Coffee Shop Gets Flack From Customer For Marriage Support

Yesterday the Harlem coffee shop Chipped Cup put out their daily chalkboard with a drawing of the now-famous red equal sign and the message “Peace, love, equality.” That made one customer super angry. Via New York Magazine: When a neighbor informed [owners] Ding and Cantor they had just lost a customer with their political stance, the coffee shop’s owners wrote …

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Gay Marriage Easter Bunnies

From Gayle’s Chocolates.  (Via JMG reader John)

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The Purpose Of Marriage Is Procreation

“If I’m gonna marry a horse, it’s gonna be a young, virile horse.”

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Black Simon & Garfunkel – Thrift Shop

A folk take on the hip-hop smash.

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