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New York Mets minor league franchise Brooklyn Cyclones will host Seinfeld Night on July 5th. The players will wear puffy shirts, there will be an Elaine dance contest, the PA announcer will be a low-talker, and there will be a table for the airing of grievances. The stadium will be renamed Vandelay Industries Park for the night and actual latex …

800K views in the first day.

A rat joined the exodus to Brooklyn yesterday, boarding at Fulton Street in downtown Manhattan much to the screams of human passengers. Wait until he sees the Brooklyn rents these days.

JMG reader Eddie tips us to Boyfriend Twin, a Tumblr dedicated to photos of boyfriends who look like each other. UPDATE: I chose the above couple from all those photos because I thought they looked JMG-y, if you will. So of course it turns out that they are JMG readers. Jamie (on the right) points out that they are husband …

Yesterday was the 7th Annual International Pillow Fight Day and folks soft-slugged it out in dozens of the world’s major cities. This year a drone hovered over NYC’s event in Washington Square.

An amusing bit of April foolery from the White House: Today, President Obama announced the creation of the President’s Council on Beards, a committee of volunteer citizens and officials dedicated to honoring our nation’s history, and promoting men’s health and wellness. Finding inspiration from today’s visit by the renowned beard enthusiasts from the 2013 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox, …

Over one million views already. (Tipped by JMG reader Elmo)

The paper’s Wiki says: Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as a double-decker London bus being found frozen in the Antarctic ice, or a World War II bomber found on the moon. Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to …

Keep in mind tomorrow’s date. (Tipped by JMG reader Elroy)

A publicist suggests today that with Pride coming up, JMG readers would enjoy celebrating with her client’s line of “luxury products.” On the luxurious list: “A&E Deluxe Silicone Anal Bead Rope: The flexible shaft and graduated bead size makes this bead rope a winner for newbies and experts alike. Just add a little lube to begin exploring backdoor play.” She …

Via Gothamist: They had to do it. After Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appeared on the current issue of Vogue, backlash has come from everyone from Sarah Michelle Gellar to Buzzfeed, USA Today reports. But Seth Rogen and James Franco went a step further, reenacting the cheesy cover shot with their own tender rendition that Franco tweeted out. Last year …

Liquid Church, which has four New Jersey locations, says they have hired a detective for a “cold case investigation” into the death and resurrection of Jesus.  Via press release: How can we know the Bible is telling the truth? Would the evidence regarding Jesus’ death stand up to today’s standards for reliable eyewitness testimony? Liquid Church, a non-denominational Christian church …

Clip description: “The Inner Circle is an organization of NYC political journalists who hold an annual music theater show to poke fun at politics and raise money for dozens of local charities. In this year’s 92nd show, ‘Stuck With de Bill,’ newly-elected Mayor Bill de Blasio will make his debut performance.”

New Yorkers acting happy in the midst of one of the worst winters ever. Scenes include Central Park, Grand Central, Penn Station, Brooklyn Bridge, Coney Island, Times Square, City Hall, and the High Line. Somehow they caught a couple of nicer days in there too. (Via Towleroad)

From the YouTube channel of the US Embassy in Dublin.

You’ll have to embiggen for the jokes. I think my favorite match-up is Gay Wedding Cake Vs Christian Persecution.  Source. (Tipped by JMG reader Matthew)

“A Travoltafied musical tribute to Idina Menzel and John Travolta’s flub at the 2014 Oscars.”

“It is that time again and I want to have some NSA fun after the speeches.  I want to fuck your mouth while I sign you up on the health care market place. I want you to be the gipper and go down on my jelly beans. I want to be discrete.” – Craigslist DC M4M. He had me until …