Tag Archives: silliness

Brooklyn Bar Celebrates The Unhung

Via Gothamist: Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King’s County Bar in Bushwick yesterday afternoon for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of all things micro and proud. There were considerably more women than men in the crowd for the three hour event, with many small groups of women batched together (photographer Melanie Rieders described …

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Chris Pratt Runs In Heels

“Channeling Bryce Dallas Howard’s Jurassic World character, Chris puts on a pair of high heels and runs to give Reggie a high five.” (Via Towleroad)

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It’s National Donut Day

Today is National Donut Day and the libertarians at the Competitive Enterprise Institute want you to gorge yourself because freedom. Seriously. Overindulge. Have two donuts today: one for yourself, and one for your freedom. Some government officials and their academic advocates believe that certain nutrients like fat, sugar, or salt are “toxic” and want to ban, tax, or shame people …

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Twitter Exchange Of The Day

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DENMARK: Political Gadfly Runs For Prime Minister With Nude Campaign Poster

Via the Local Denmark: John Erik Wagner wants voters to know two things: 1) he is running for prime minister and 2) he is proud of his penis. He doesn’t stand a chance of winning, but say this for John Erik Wagner: the man’s got balls. Although to be fair, they aren’t on full display along with his penis in …

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Viral Video Of The Day

Clip recap: “This Marble Run ‘Marble Tsunami’ has 4 tipping containers holding totally more than 11 000 marbles. In this video you’ll see the 10 000 marbles AND the 1000 marbles container will tipping together causing more than 11 000 marbles rolling down the giant tracks.” (Tipped by JMG reader Daddy Ray)

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Scrabble Updates Its Dictionary

CNN reports: Scrabble dictionary has added lotsa new words for its players, and some are so ridic, they’ll make you lolz. The venerable board game has an additional 6,500 words, including a few once limited to social media and technology. The words are straight from the mouths of the cool kids. There’s lotsa, twerking, lolz, emoji and ridic — short …

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Viral Video Of The Day

This gave an Australian morning show a case of the giggles, especially since the player on the left’s name is Willie. The female anchor exclaimed, “No reaction at all! Was that some sort of secret handshake? At least buy him dinner first.” The two players are former teammates, by the way.

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Irish Men Voted World’s Sexiest

Via Irish Central: A round of appreciative applause and a long, slow wolf whistle, please, for Irish men – they’ve just been voted the sexiest in the world. This is according to MissTravel.com, a US-based travel and dating website. The site recently announced the results of a survey that polled “over 110,000 American singles to discover the most desired nationalities.” …

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BRITAIN: It’s Erection Day!

Via Talking Points Memo: “British Conservative Party candidate James Duddridge has learned the importance of proofreading. The Member of Parliament on Tuesday tweeted a photo of one of his campaign flyers, which contained a massive error. ‘It’s Erection Day!’ the leaflet read in blue, bold letters. The flyer was one crucial letter off, meant to urge conservative voters to turn …

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Viral Video Of The Day

Via the Sun Times: The good news for one city councilman in Georgetown, Texas: Few people were in attendance at a meeting last week when he excused himself to go to the bathroom and left his microphone on, broadcasting his experience to the council chamber. The bad news: Hundreds of thousands of people have seen and heard what he did, …

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Christie Not Kirstie

Yesterday’s headline by the New York Times caused many to believe that actress Kirstie Alley was pleading guilty to the Bridgegate scandal. The actress’s name trended on Twitter for much of the day.

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The Dildo Of Death

Literally. Via Awesomely Luvvie: I don’t understand humanity sometimes, and of course we’re heading for doom. Stephen Hawking said so and now I’m sure of it. I read an article yesterday about a dildo you can order with your loved one’s ashes inside. Don’t let something like death preclude your boo from having a hand in your pleasure life. DON’T …

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Joe Biden & Blondie – Naked Men

From Brooklyn’s Gregory Brothers. You’ll like this. I’d really love to see Blondie turn this into a proper single.

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James Corden Remakes Basic Instinct

With help from Michael Douglas and Reggie Watts.

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Bumper Sticker Of The Day

From the site: We are small but powerful group that encourages Hillary Clinton to run for President in 2016. We recognize the unbelievable force that is Hillary Clinton. So much so, that we admit that we would willingly bottom for her. It does not matter if you usually bottom, or if you usually top but can’t resist the Clinton. She …

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Clinton Goes Unrecognized At Chipotle

The Clinton campaign stopped for lunch at a Chipotle in suburban Ohio yesterday and the press is making a big deal because nobody there recognized her. Via the New York Times: Maybe it was the dark sunglasses. Or maybe she had a certain je ne sais — qui? But nobody took notice of the celebrity in front of the counter. …

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Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbors

600K views in one day. (Tipped by JMG reader Daddy Ray)

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Sesame Street Does Game Of Thrones

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First Lady “Mom Dances” With Fallon

They first did this two years ago.

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