Tag Archives: Scott Brown

Sen. Susan Collins did vote YES. Sen. Scott Brown voted NO. I’ll have the full roll call shortly.

“I think it’s possible to have fun, and even to poke fun at people in my businesses, without this kind of completely unfair attack. And while I don’t usually feel compelled to comment on what various entertainers do, since you did include me in that show I wanted to make it very clear that I thought what you did was …

Sen. Scott Brown continues to tell people that he needs money to fight his coming campaign battle against Rachel Maddow. Last night Maddow ripped him to shreds: “Senator Brown, you are lying. Stop it. Stop it now.”

Rachel Maddow took out a full-page ad in today’s Boston Globe in which she derides Sen. Scott Brown for his claims that she is going to run for his Senate seat. “I’m not running against Scott Brown,” Maddow said. “I never said I was running against Scott Brown. The Massachusetts Democratic Party never asked me to run against Scott Brown. …

Sen. Scott Brown fabricated a rumor that Rachel Maddow would be running against him in Massachusetts, where Maddow has a home. Last night, Maddow and her co-host ripped the hoax apart.

Long overdue, I’d thought they were done.

Eagle Forum executive harridan Phyliss Schlafly says that Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley because she’s a physically “unappealing” feminist. The Handmaidens seated at Schlafly’s feet cackled in appreciation. Schafly goes on to say that the reason so many women are in politics is because they been unshackled by the the drudgery of housework by dishwashers and dryers.

“Democrat Scott Brown Sworn-In.” (Tipped by JMG reader Brad)

Scott Brown switched gears yesterday and demanded to be be sworn in today, one week before his originally requested date of February 11th. Democrats shrugged and said, “Whatevs, dude,” so he’ll be sworn in any minute now.

Senator-elect Scott Brown told Barbara Walters that states should decide on same-sex marriage for themselves and that he’ll support whatever the military decides about DADT. He also confirms that he’s pro-choice, which should really piss off all those teabaggers that raised campaign funds for him.

Senator-elect Scott Brown’s daughter was a Top 16 finalist in the 2006 season of American Idol.

Of course they gave the job to one of the newly elected GOP state governors. Cuz, you know, that was a message to America. Bonus points for the Scott Brown shout-out!

Mrs. Senator Scott Brown once starred in a music video as “the girl with the curious hand.” Nothing wrong with that, it’s just more background on a family that promises to provide us with lots of interesting moments. Note the ejaculating penis visual metaphor.

With no exit polls, it’s impossible to know how much gay support former Cosmo model Scott Brown may have gotten in Massachusetts. In the clip below, SiriusXM’s Michelangelo Signorile talks to one gay man who says he campaigned for Brown. Yes folks, we got us a gay teabagger.

Glenn Beck attacked Senator-elect Scott Brown today on his radio show, slamming Brown for joking about his daughters’ availability during his victory speech. Beck launched into a long rant about how Brown had just put his daughters up for grabs on a “meat market” and how shocked he was that anyone could say something like that on national television. Then …

“Nothing should have been a bigger red flag to the new administration than the growing complaints by established progressive bloggers that Democrats were veering off track on the stimulus, the health care bill, civil liberties, gay rights, and more. But scoffing at the netroots is second nature in many quarters of the political establishment, even though they laid the groundwork …