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According to end times nutjob Joel Richardson, anybody protesting against Donald Trump has been possessed by Satan and therefore they’re actually protesting against God His Damn Self. Or something. Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: Richardson said that Satan has involved himself in the protests: “It’s not against Donald Trump. On the outside, in the natural [world], …

“I believe God’s hand was involved in this election. I base that on going to all 50 capital cities and seeing the hundreds of thousands of people who came to pray. They didn’t come to hear me preach — they came from across their state to pray. They stood in rain, in snow, in the heat of summer to pray …

Back in September 2015 a caravan of cuckoo Christian crackpots careened into Trump Tower in midtown Manhattan where notorious mascara addict Jan Crouch and other Bellevue escapees laid hands upon His Holy Donaldness, totally guaranteeing that Christ His Damn Self and millions of other white people would vote for him. Most prominent among those seen fondling Hair Furor’s golden lapel …

Televangelists Rod Parsley, Kenneth Copeland, and others have joined Morris Cerullo’s call to activate a global army of 100,000 “intercessors” to pray that White Jesus puts the right president into office. Via Charisma News: Dr. Morris Cerullo, who is celebrating his 70th year in ministry, will hold an event on Facebook and his ministry’s website on Nov. 7, the day …

Jan Crouch, the often weeping, always grifting televangelist known for mile-high pink wigs, troweled on eye makeup, and multiple plastic surgeries, has “gone home to glory” with White Jesus. From the right-wing Charisma News: “Laurie and I have just watched the transition of our precious mother from this world to the next; watched her step into the presence of Jesus …

Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur …

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what …