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COVID To Be Stopped With 24 Hours Of Repentance For Sins Of Perversion, Idolatry, Lust, Mammon, Humanism

From organizers of the Global Day Of Repentance: “So Aaron did as Moses said, and ran into the midst of the assembly. The plague had already started among the people, but Aaron offered the incense and made atonement for them. “He stood between the living and the dead, [making repentance] and the plague stopped.  But 14,700 people died from the …

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Franklin Graham: 30 People Were Killed In Tornadoes But An Unscathed Pound Cake Is Proof Of God’s Mercy

Franklin Graham writes on his Facebook page: When Jerel Wade turned on the weather on Easter Sunday morning he saw that a deadly twister—one of many that struck across the South—was headed straight to his parents’ Soso, Miss. home. He texted them and they immediately took cover in their bathroom. When Robert and Judy Wade emerged, they stepped out into …

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AT&T Pressures Channels To Drop Jim Bakker’s Show

The Springfield News-Leader reports: Jim Bakker’s Branson-area show is facing more backlash over a February episode that touted a colloidal silver product Bakker and a show guest claimed could “totally eliminate” coronavirus from the human body within hours. This time, the pushback is coming from $200 billion telecommunications giant AT&T. According to a letter from a top AT&T official obtained …

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Cindy Jacobs: I Resurrected The Kitten I Killed [VIDEO]

“The question is, actually, do you pray for sick animals? I have quite a history of praying for sick pets. One time, I was getting in my car – the kids had a kitten – and the kitten jumped into the car and I closed the [unintelligible] and broke the cat’s neck. “So I prayed for this dead cat and …

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Pat Robertson Blames COVID On Same-Sex Marriage

Media Matters has the transcript: TERRY MEEUWSEN (CO-HOST): This is John, Pat, who says, “Pat, last week you were talking about COVID-19. You quoted Chronicles 7:14. How can God heal our land and forgive the sins when abortion and same-sex marriage are laws and many people are anti-Israel. Doesn’t this prevent his healing and forgiveness?” PAT ROBERTSON (CO-HOST): You know, …

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Branch Covidian: Give Your Stimulus Check To Pastors

TMZ reports: Pastor Tony Spell’s got a plan for your stimulus check — give it away to evangelists who can’t pass the offering plate while the pandemic’s closed their churches. The controversial leader of the Life Tabernacle Church in Louisiana has whipped up another controversial idea he calls the “Pastor Spell Stimulus Challenge.” His challenge also doesn’t seem to consider …

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Franklin Graham Laughably Claims He Isn’t Anti-LGBT: “I’m Not Homophobic And I Don’t Bash LGBT People”

“We have a statement of faith, Laura. We believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. And that’s — that goes back to the beginning of time to the first man and woman that God created. And this is our standard, and so for people that we hire — we are a Christian organization. “We are a religious …

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Banks Cut Off Bakker Over Scam Coronavirus “Cure”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times pastor Jim Bakker closed out his television program today by begging viewers to support his ministry financially using checks, as his network has reportedly been unable to process credit card transactions ever since it came under fire for promoting the silver solution it sold as a cure for the COVID-19 coronavirus. …

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Televangelist Was Able To Rebuke “Demonic” COVID In Her Sleep Because She First Ate “Communion Cracker”

Today’s crazy break courtesy of Charisma News: On Saturday, April 4, at 4 a.m., I was abruptly awoken by God after an encounter with a strong demonic force that came into my bedroom and tried to put a sickness upon me on my chest. I cried out in my sleep three times as I rebuked this demon. I knew it …

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Trump Promotes Service By Hateful Scamvangelical

The Dallas Morning News reports: President Donald Trump said Friday that he’ll attend Easter services on Sunday, virtually, along with congregants of Dallas’ First Baptist Church, where his friend and adviser is senior pastor. “I’m going to be watching Pastor Robert Jeffress,” Trump said at his daily coronavirus task force briefing. “He’s been a great guy, and I’m going to …

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Kenneth Copeland Summons “Supernatural Heatwave” To Kill The Coronavirus In NYC: “I Have The Authority”

The Christian Post reports: Declaring his authority over the weather and his ability to command it, prosperity preacher and televangelist Kenneth Copeland called forth a “supernatural heatwave” to kill the new coronavirus in New York City and “the rest of the world where it’s needed.” Speaking on the first day of his Virtual Victory Campaign on Facebook Live, the leader …

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BRANCH COVIDIANS: Louisiana Pastor To Hold Three Services Today As “We Are Resisting The Antichrist”

Reuters reports: “We’re defying the rules because the commandment of God is to spread the Gospel,” Louisiana pastor Tony Spell said in an interview with Reuters. Spell, 42, who plans to hold three services at his 1,000-member Life Tabernacle megachurch in a Baton Rouge suburb on Palm Sunday, has defied state orders against assembling in large groups and has already …

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Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland: God Told Me I Need $300 Million This Year, My Grant Is “On File In Heaven”

“This ministry will receive, this year — are you listening to me now? God just kept laying this on me, just kept laying this on me. Of course, I didn’t have any idea all of this [virus] mess was gonna happen, but God did — and the Lord had already dropped in my spirit and in my heart several years …

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Huckabee Joins Board Of Christian Health Care Sharing Outfit As States Move To Clamp Down On Deceptions

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Former Arkansas Governor and Republican presidential nominee Mike Huckabee has joined the Board of Directors at OneShare Health, an ACA-exempt Christian Health Care Sharing Ministry (HCSM) based in Irving, Texas. Huckabee, who maintains strong ties to the Christian church, said he was initially drawn to OneShare Health’s faithdriven vision. After joining OneShare Health’s Board …

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Televangelist: Jesus Can Turn Off Your Virus “Receptors”

“We were promised that no sickness would even come nigh our dwelling. And Daniel, something I’ve been studying just in the last couple of days, based on all of this, was Exodus 23:25, and that verse says that you shall serve the Lord, your God, and he shall take all sickness away away from the midst of thee. “And I …

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Pastor Arrested For Lockdown Violations Claims He’s Getting Death Threats, Shots Fired At His Church’s Sign

The Christian Post reports: Hours after he was arrested for holding worship services during the coronavirus pandemic in violation of a “safer-at-home” order Monday, leader of River at Tampa Bay Church in Tampa, Florida, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, said he’s now getting death threats and shots were fired at the church’s sign. Howard-Browne made the claims during a Facebook Live broadcast …

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Christian Site: Pastor Can Heal Pancreatic Cancer Over The Phone And “The Whole Thing Takes 15 Seconds”

Just in from the reliably insane Charisma News: Pastor Jim Kibler says he healed a woman of pancreatic cancer over the phone. He spoke to her on speaker phone, with her husband standing there in the hospital with her, and commanded the spirit of death to leave her. Kibler says all sickness is due to oppression of Satan. “I said, …

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Scamvangelist Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: If You Love Jesus, He’ll “Supernaturally Multiply Your Toilet Paper”

“I believe that this is a time of supernatural sustenance. Every day, there will be multiplication. What you have in your hand will multiply. “You’ll look at your toilet paper, and you’ll think, I’m gonna run out of toilet paper, but you have another roll where that other one was! You don’t know. How did that even take place? Are …

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Prophetess Orders “Every Disease, Virus, And Pandemic To Be Utterly Abolished From Infiltrating Human Bodies”

“I destroy and completely abolish every demonic system set in operation against the financial system of the U.S. and the world. Every evil perpetrator trying to extinguish monetary success and economic abundance, I rebuke you and diffuse your plans and purposes against our economy. “I command every disease agent, virus and pandemic to be utterly abolished, completely done. I order, …

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Televangelist Perry Stone: The Holy Spirit Told Me That The Virus Is God’s “Reckoning” For Same-Sex Marriage

“If this is a moment of reckoning, and I know it is; I know what I heard, I did not make that up. I audibly heard the phrase, a male voice speaking, and I believe it was the Holy Spirit. Why is there a reckoning? “Because we have by law forced God out of our country and basically told him, …

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