Tag Archives: scam artists

CT Archdiocese To Gays: Stop Fucking

The Archdiocese Of Hartford wants all of you dirty homos to stop that delicious man-fucking. If you stop it right now, Jeebus and all those other white people in heaven will forgive you. The Hartford Archdiocese wants gays and lesbians to practice abstinence in the new year. On Tuesday, the archdiocese announced it was launching a local chapter of a …

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Pat Robertson: God Personally Told Me That Radical Obama Will Destroy America

Robertson actually says, “God said to me, and I quote…”

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Cindy Jacobs: I Fed 3000 With Three Loaves Of Bread & Had Bread Left Over

OK, now she’s just fucking with us, RIGHT?

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Alan Chambers, Christian Hero Of The Year

Pat Robertson’s CBN covers the naming of “ex-gay” leader Alan Chambers as “Christian Hero Of The Year.” Conveniently, CBN makes no mention of the many, many former Exodus leaders, founders, and followers who have revealed that not one person in the organization has ever actually successfully become a heterosexual.

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Anti-Gay Hate Group Leader Names Top Ten Anti-Gay Hate Groups For 2011

Naming himself at #1, Scott “Nazis Were Gay” Lively has published a list of the ten most “pro-family” asshats for 2011. First to respond to this despicable honor is World Net Daily founder and Just For Men spokestool, Joseph Farah: “I am very grateful to be honored by Abiding Truth Ministries and to be included among such distinguished and courageous …

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Cindy Jacobs: Pray For God To Expose The Lie Of Separation Of Church/State

From Cindy Jacobs’ guide to her group’s coming 21 day prayer fast to convince God that he must create a “Bible-based government.” Ask the Lord to remove the lie of “Separation of Church and State” from this nation’s governmental philosophy and from Believers mindsets! There is no such language in the Constitution. The wording of the Amendment is “Congress shall …

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Exorcise Your Demons!

For a low low price, Rev. Bob Larsen will exorcise you of the demons that are preventing you from becoming the millionaire that God wants you to be. You need only enroll on Larsen’s site for his Demon Test®. It’s trademarked! No pastor, priest, or counselor has dwelt with more spiritually bound people sad seen them set free. This isn’t …

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Cindy Jacobs: We Don’t Want A Theocracy, We Just Want A Bible-Based Government

And there’s going to be a state-by-state wave of fasting that will impress God so much, he’ll bring America back to a Bible-based government like the Founders intended! Only a homofascist like you would call a Christians-only Bible-based government a “theocracy.” Stop repressing our right to repress you!

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ATLANTA: Bishop Eddie Long’s School To Close After Gay Affairs Scandal

He paid settlements to four young men, his wife filed for divorce, and now Bishop Eddie Long’s New Birth Academy has abruptly announced that it will close before the end of the school year. The letter sent to the parents of students cited decreased donations and enrollment, as well as a bad economy, as the reason for the closing. It …

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Manhattan Elites & Hollywood Superstars Swindled NY Out Of Natural Marriage!

So screams the Vatican NOM in their final money beg of 2011. Governor Cuomo and the four renegade Republicans who made same-sex marriage a reality in New York are being wined and dined by Wall Street fat cats and Hollywood millionaires. Help stand up for marriage and the rights of ordinary New Yorkers. And at the same time, send a …

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Cindy Jacobs: My Healing Powers Totally Reversed A Women’s Hysterectomy

She prayed to Jeebus and all of the woman’s “missing parts” were instantly returned to her body. And then she got pregnant. Glory! Praise! Pay me!

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Satan Cooked The Books!

This is the guy who sells “covenant swords” and “prayer cloths” that will cause God to make your creditors forget your address. He also tells people to burn their bills and send him the money instead.

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“Ex-Gays” In Caribbean Newspapers

Igor Volsky reports that the above full-page Exodus International ad appeared this week in newspapers in Trinidad and Jamaica. Embiggen for bullshittery.

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Ladybird Caves To Truth Wins Out

Marcus Bachmann has backed down on his demand that a Truth Wins Out undercover reporter pay for “reparative therapy” sessions that he booked but didn’t attend. “The last thing we expected was for Marcus Bachmann to behave rationally and abandon his specious and spiteful claim that we owed him money,” said Truth Wins Out Executive Director Wayne Besen. “It is …

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Asshat Of The Day – Joe Dallas

“Satan’s strategy is leading humans astray, whether the arena is doctrinal or moral, is to deceive an individual into thinking that what God has forbidden is not really wrong or destructive, but is, in fact, life enhancing. So it was I the garden when Satan tempted Eve; so it may well be with your loved one. The sin of homosexuality …

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Thunder Is God Applauding You

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Vatican Exorcist: Yoga Turns You Hindu

Former head Vatican exorcist (seriously, there IS such a thing) Father Gabriel Amorth is warning that practicing yoga will turn you into a Hindu. Cuz yoga is from Satan. Who is totally a Hindu. Or something. “Practicing yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter,” Father Gabriele Amorth said this week. As for yoga, it leads …

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Anti-OWS Douchebag Is A Scam Artist

Those two brothers who protested against OWS? Turns out one of them is a Wall Street scam artist. Working as a broker in New York in the 1990s, Tabacco was barred from the industry, fined $50,000, and ordered to pay $20,000 in restitution after a misconduct incident, according to Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) records. FINRA is not a government …

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FRC’s Peter Sprigg To Join NARTH’s Luggage Lifters At Phoenix Confab

NARTH’s annual convention of closeted gays and open fascists takes place in Phoenix this weekend where they’ll be joined by Family Research Council spokesbigot Peter Sprigg. Last year gay activists had a blast picketing outside of the NARTH convention in Philadelphia as we marched around with pink luggage in mockery of FRC co-founder George Rekers’ exposure as a patron of …

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Drunk With The Holy Spirit

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