Tag Archives: satire

You must watch this. For real real.

Satire, people.

Somebody’s enjoying a little fakery over on Silver Daddies. NSFW, natch. (Tipped by JMG reader Jeffrey)

There is just no end to the depravities of the heterosexual. A judge heard evidence Tuesday at the one-day bench trial of a Delaware pediatrician accused of molesting 103 of his patients, some of them 5 or younger. Judge William C. Carpenter, hearing the case against Earl Bradley, 58, advised attorneys he will issue his verdict later, court officials said. …

Apparently it all started with Gilligan and the Skipper. Gilligan, also know as the Skipper’s “Little Buddy,” would be classified as a “Cub” in gay vernacular. A cub is slight of frame and a bit dimwitted. He is submissive to his master, both intellectually and physically. In practice, he is the feminine homemaker and recipient of sodomy during erotic intercourse. …

Christwire has some fun at my expense. Rest assured that God’s belly churns and is sickened by every mention of this sacrilege leather daddy who calls himself God and ruler. Every day, Joe writes homosexual erotica that masquerades as journalism, on his website JoeMyGod.com. The very name of the site is smeared in the fecality of homosexual sins, so it …

San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have fired back at hate activist Porno Pete LaBarbera, who yesterday circulated a press release denouncing the Sisters’ annual “Hunky Jesus” contest. An excerpt: First of all the Sisters would like to thank Peter La Barbaria for all the free publicity he is providing for our Hunky Jesus Contest. Even in the most reactionary …

I guess he didn’t hear about Rachel Maddow falling for it too. Kudos once again to Christwire’s brilliant satirists. Audio only and very NSFW. (Tipped by JMG reader Tyson)

Those hilariously evil queens at Christwire write us this morning to gloat that last night Rachel Maddow fell for their so-Christian-it-feels-real satire. Today Rachel tweeted her chagrin. UPDATE: The wingnut-o-sphere is having a field day. From Glenn Beck’s blog: “It’s worth pointing out that on Saturday Palin joked about how long it would take for her to be connected to …

The hilarious folks at Christwire have outdone themselves with today’s entry in which they rewrite Allen Ginsberg’s classic poem Howl from the perspective of Peter LaBarabera. It begins: I saw the greatest hopes of my Christian nation destroyed by homosexuality, penetrating, violating and ejaculating, faith leaders and all-American jocks prowling Castro nights for angry leather studs, suburban hipsters sparking ganja …

Christwire’s Stephenson Billings has created a fleet of amusing pulp novel covers taking jabs at various bloggers, websites, and personalities. I am opening the door to their obsessions and predilections, their narcissism and their lust, the very things that they are too afraid to admit to themselves. If today’s so-called artists and thinkers had the energy and wherewithal to actually …

Today the New York Times does what numerous other publications have tried and failed to do, they’ve gotten the guys behind Christwire to come clean. Christwire has lately reached new levels of popularity, in part thanks to an Aug. 14 column, “Is My Husband Gay?” Written by Stephenson Billings, the piece is a 15-point checklist to help wives diagnose possibly …

Musical satirist M. Spaff Sumsion, whose work is often heard on the Dr. Demento Show, has weighed in on the George Rekers scandal with Rentboy, an actually rather lovely (and hilarious) tune based on the Beatles’ This Boy. Lyrics to Rentboy. Download Rentboy.

Comedian Sara Benincasa channels Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann. Love the last bit.

YouTube religion satirist Edward Current takes on the teabaggers.

JMG reader Sean Chapin puts the classic satire to video.

The hilarious folks at Rescue Marriage, the group that faked out the American Family Association with their tongue-in-cheek campaign to ban divorce in California, have really stepped up their game.