Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin’s Courtroom Show Gets Name: Palin Rules

From TMZ: Sarah Palin ain’t Judge Judy … but the 2 will have exactly the same power when they pound the gavel. The production company for Palin’s new show just moved to register “Palin Rules.” Palin’s making a clear distinction between her show and courtroom favorites like, “People’s Court,” “Judge Mathis,” and “Divorce Court” … she doesn’t have a law …

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Sarah Palin Mocks Obama’s Hiroshima Speech: Putting A Boot In Your Ass Is The American Way [VIDEO]

From the Washington Post: Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, savaged President Obama here Friday for what she termed his “apology lap” in Hiroshima, a Japanese city destroyed by a U.S. atomic bomb during World War II. Addressing a large Donald Trump campaign rally in downtown San Diego, Palin accused Obama of “dissing our vets” with his visit to …

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Dr. Stabby Reveals Trump’s VP Shortlist

The Washington Post reports: Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon turned presidential candidate turned unfiltered pitchman for Donald Trump and now part of the presumptive nominee’s vice presidential search committee, sat in the back of a Town Car with his wife, Candy, on his way to a televised interview. He had just explained to the reporter riding along that he wanted no …

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Sarah Palin: Speaker Paul Ryan’s Career Is Now Over Because He’s Not Yet Endorsed Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Sarah Palin tore into Paul Ryan on CNN this morning for saying he’s not quite ready to get behind Donald Trump. She declared to Jake Tapper that “Paul Ryan is soon to be Cantored” (referring to House GOP leader Eric Cantor‘s surprise midterm primary defeat), and said that Ryan’s “political career is over, but for a miracle, because …

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Sarah Palin: Smart Democrats Should Join Trump

“We do have to unite first, so GOP and independents and smart Democrats, truly it is time to come together, pull together — remember that united we will stand, our country will stand united. Divided, we’re going to fall. So now, after participating in some really healthy, kind of arduous competition, and now, more than ever, it’s time to come …

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Sarah Palin: Vote Trump (Also I Shot This Boar)

This afternoon Sarah Palin urged her supporters in Wisconsin to vote for Donald Trump. She illustrated her Facebook post with the above photo because of course. She writes: On Wisconsin! Faith of America is in you to take us forward on Tuesday; to remain strong and independent of the status quo political establishment so your vote will truly represent your …

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DRUDGE JUDY: Palin Signs Deal For Courtroom Show

Via People Magazine: Move over, Judge Judy. There’s a new TV courtroom judge coming to town – and it’s none other than former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a new reality court show that would premiere next year. She signed a deal in February with Montana-based production company Warm Springs, …

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Sarah Palin: I’m Proud To Be Blacklisted

Sarah Palin says that she’s thrilled to be blacklisted by the Conservative Review. From the word salad on her Facebook page: Yippee! We’re blacklisted! Patriots who’ve had enough of Washington DC hypocrisy and t’aint gonna take it anymore are now officially “blacklisted” and “targeted” (*note: you are not allowed to use those politically incorrect words, you racist gun clingers; only …

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FLORIDA: Sarah Palin Denounces “Petty Punk-Ass Little Thuggery” Of Protesters At Trump Rallies [VIDEO]

“What we don’t have time for is all that petty punk-ass little thuggery stuff that’s been going on with those quote-unquote protesters who are doing nothing but wasting your time and trying to take away your first amendment rights, your rights to assemble peacefully. And the media being on the thugs’ side — what the heck are you guys thinking, …

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Sarah Palin Cancels Trump Rally Appearance After Husband Todd Is Seriously Injured In Snowmobile Crash

Sarah Palin today abruptly canceled her appearance at a Trump rally near Orlando after getting word that her husband, Todd Palin, has been seriously injured in a snowmobile crash in Alaska. NBC News reports that Palin has been on the phone with doctors all morning, but will stop by a Trump rally in Tampa later today before flying home. JUST …

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Bristol Palin Loses Custody Battle With Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin today lost a years-long custody battle with her first baby daddy Levi Johnston, who parlayed his brief time in the spotlight into a photo spread in Playgirl Magazine. The New York Daily News has the details: Sarah Palin’s daughter lost her seven-year custody battle with her ex-fiancé, Levi Johnston. Johnston announced the news in a Facebook post on …

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Bristol Palin’s Alleged Baby Daddy Endorses Ted Cruz

Dakota Meyer, the alleged father of abstinence advocate Bristol Palin’s second illegitimate baby, has endorsed “traditional marriage” proponent Ted Cruz. From the Cruz campaign’s announcement: “This election is a turning point for our country,” said Meyer. “In these dangerous times we need a strong, principled conservative in the White House. We need a Commander-in-Chief who works with our allies and …

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Sarah Palin: Ted Cruz Is A Liar

From Talking Points Memo: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin accused Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) of lying by claiming his campaign did not fundraise from lobbyists or special interests. Palin, who endorsed Donald Trump, posted on her Facebook a link to a conservative blog that has what looks to be a screenshot of a Cruz campaign email. “I will never get …

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Sarah Palin: Ted Cruz Is A Lying Liar Whose Dirty Politics Are Just As Bad As President Obama’s

As Donald Trump demands a total do-over in Iowa over the “stolen” caucus, Sarah Palin is calling Ted Cruz a liar who is just as bad as Obama. She rants on Facebook: Thank heavens Donald Trump opened so many eyes to the lies, corruption and total lack of accountability that come so naturally to the permanent political class. And Sen. …

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Sarah Palin Spins Trump’s Second Place Finish

“Tonight = America wins, the permanent political class does not, and that is good! To restore Constitutional government the status quo has got to go; the Iowa caucus proves many Americans feel the same. The top three candidates, fueled by our independent, grassroots tea party movement, take 70% of the vote in this unique Iowa caucus. Now this healthy, hearty …

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Sarah Palin Flips Out When Matt Lauer Asks About Her Son’s Domestic Violence Arrest [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin went after members of the media on the “Today” show Monday after her interview drifted toward questions about her son’s arrest and post-traumatic stress disorder. “You guys brought me here to talk about Iowa politics and the caucus tonight, not to talk about my kids,” Palin shot back after co-host Savannah Guthrie …

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Bristol Palin Flops Badly With “Who Wore It Better?” Blog Poll: Tina Fey Leads Sarah Palin By 9-1 Margin

“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump. I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me! I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for …

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Tina Fey Returns To SNL As Sarah Palin [VIDEO]

You knew this was coming. The Daily Beast recaps: As the whole world predicted this past week, the return of Sarah Palin to the national stage in order to endorse Donald Trump for president meant the return of Tina Fey to Saturday Night Live. It couldn’t have taken long for Lorne Michaels to reach out to his Palin-impersonating all-star, and …

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Sarah Palin Word Salad: Country EDM Remix [VIDEO]

JMG reader Tim points us to this delightful “country EDM” remix of Sarah Palin’s endorsement word salad for Donald Trump. You’ll like this, yes you will.

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White House On Sarah Palin’s Ridiculous PTSD Claim: Domestic Violence Is Not A Joking Matter [VIDEO]

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest this afternoon addressed Sarah Palin’s claim that her son has PTSD because Obama doesn’t respect the military. Via The Hill: “I don’t know if the president saw the remarks. I can tell you that the reaction of some people is to make light of the rhetoric that we see on the campaign trail, particularly …

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