Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Donald Trump: Sarah Palin Isn’t Speaking At The GOP Convention Because Alaska Is “A Long Ways Away”

Seriously! Via Politico: Sarah Palin was asked to speak at next week’s Republican National Convention, but apparently the roughly 3,000-mile flight is too far for the former governor of Alaska to make the trip to Cleveland. “She was asked,” Donald Trump told the Washington Examiner in an interview Thursday. “It’s a little bit difficult because of where she is. We …

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Sarah Palin Blames Media For Dallas Attack

Sarah Palin has gone all splodey-head on the media in response to the attack in Dallas. Here’s a bit of her jillion-word Facebook rant: Shame on our culture’s influencers who would stir contention and division that could lead to evil such as that in Dallas. Shame on politicians and pundits giving credence to thugs rioting against police officers and the …

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Sarah Palin Attacks #NeverTrump Traitors For Helping Hillary “Snuff Liberty’s Life Out Of We The People”

Sarah Palin has rushed to attack the #NeverTrump crowd after today’s news from the FBI. She writes: GOP ‪#‎NEVERTRUMP‬ TRAITORS – HILLARY DELIGHTS IN YOU, FOR SHE CAN’T WIN WITHOUT YOU Ironic, tragic, but not unexpected – amidst America’s Independence Day celebrations the Ruling Class put another boot on our neck to snuff liberty’s life out of We the People. …

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Sarah Palin: It’s Really Funny How Liberal “Splodey Heads Keeping Sploding” Over Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Splodey heads! Via Mediaite: Former future Vice President and current Donald Trump-backer Sarah Palin was at her verbal slap-chopping best Friday afternoon as she appeared at the Western Conservative Summit in Denver, Colorado to stump for the real estate mogul. The former Alaska governor showed true frontier resourcefulness when she decided to just use made-up words when she ran out …

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Sarah Palin To Appear On Match Game Reboot

Silly Sarah is so stupid, when she went out in the rain she forgot her BLANK. Via the New York Daily News: Get a load of the panelists set for ABC’s “The Match Game,” the always loosey-goosey and often lewd show. There’s Leslie Jones, Mario Cantone, Leah Remini, Josh Charles and — wait for it — Sarah Palin, that BLANK …

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Sarah Palin Moans About “Thumbsucker GOP Rats” Who Won’t Back Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Sarah Palin celebrated Donald Trump as a champion of “Joe Six Pack” Americans in a speech touting the real estate developer and reality TV star’s populist appeal. The former half-term governor of Alaska and failed Republican vice presidential candidate spoke Sunday at the Politicon 2016 conference in Pasadena, California, where she slammed Hillary Clinton as a member …

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Sarah Palin Cheers Brexit: Now It’s America’s Turn To Throw Off The Shackles Of The United Nations

“When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another. The UK knew – it was that time. And now is that time in the USA. “The Brexit referendum is akin to our own Declaration of Independence. May that refreshed spirit of sovereignty spread over the …

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Sarah Palin: Obama Is A Special Kind Of Stupid

From Sarah Palin’s Facebook page: OBAMA IS A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID. Enough is enough, Mr. President. There’s no “due respect” due you after pulling this stunt. Exploiting a sick, evil, ideological-driven attack on Americans to further your twisted anti-Second Amendment mission is disgusting. Today you’re demanding an “explanation” from law abiding gun owners, but not demanding the same from …

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Sarah Palin’s Courtroom Show Gets Name: Palin Rules

From TMZ: Sarah Palin ain’t Judge Judy … but the 2 will have exactly the same power when they pound the gavel. The production company for Palin’s new show just moved to register “Palin Rules.” Palin’s making a clear distinction between her show and courtroom favorites like, “People’s Court,” “Judge Mathis,” and “Divorce Court” … she doesn’t have a law …

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Sarah Palin Mocks Obama’s Hiroshima Speech: Putting A Boot In Your Ass Is The American Way [VIDEO]

From the Washington Post: Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, savaged President Obama here Friday for what she termed his “apology lap” in Hiroshima, a Japanese city destroyed by a U.S. atomic bomb during World War II. Addressing a large Donald Trump campaign rally in downtown San Diego, Palin accused Obama of “dissing our vets” with his visit to …

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Dr. Stabby Reveals Trump’s VP Shortlist

The Washington Post reports: Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon turned presidential candidate turned unfiltered pitchman for Donald Trump and now part of the presumptive nominee’s vice presidential search committee, sat in the back of a Town Car with his wife, Candy, on his way to a televised interview. He had just explained to the reporter riding along that he wanted no …

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Sarah Palin: Speaker Paul Ryan’s Career Is Now Over Because He’s Not Yet Endorsed Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Sarah Palin tore into Paul Ryan on CNN this morning for saying he’s not quite ready to get behind Donald Trump. She declared to Jake Tapper that “Paul Ryan is soon to be Cantored” (referring to House GOP leader Eric Cantor‘s surprise midterm primary defeat), and said that Ryan’s “political career is over, but for a miracle, because …

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Sarah Palin: Smart Democrats Should Join Trump

“We do have to unite first, so GOP and independents and smart Democrats, truly it is time to come together, pull together — remember that united we will stand, our country will stand united. Divided, we’re going to fall. So now, after participating in some really healthy, kind of arduous competition, and now, more than ever, it’s time to come …

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Sarah Palin: Vote Trump (Also I Shot This Boar)

This afternoon Sarah Palin urged her supporters in Wisconsin to vote for Donald Trump. She illustrated her Facebook post with the above photo because of course. She writes: On Wisconsin! Faith of America is in you to take us forward on Tuesday; to remain strong and independent of the status quo political establishment so your vote will truly represent your …

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DRUDGE JUDY: Palin Signs Deal For Courtroom Show

Via People Magazine: Move over, Judge Judy. There’s a new TV courtroom judge coming to town – and it’s none other than former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a new reality court show that would premiere next year. She signed a deal in February with Montana-based production company Warm Springs, …

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Sarah Palin: I’m Proud To Be Blacklisted

Sarah Palin says that she’s thrilled to be blacklisted by the Conservative Review. From the word salad on her Facebook page: Yippee! We’re blacklisted! Patriots who’ve had enough of Washington DC hypocrisy and t’aint gonna take it anymore are now officially “blacklisted” and “targeted” (*note: you are not allowed to use those politically incorrect words, you racist gun clingers; only …

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FLORIDA: Sarah Palin Denounces “Petty Punk-Ass Little Thuggery” Of Protesters At Trump Rallies [VIDEO]

“What we don’t have time for is all that petty punk-ass little thuggery stuff that’s been going on with those quote-unquote protesters who are doing nothing but wasting your time and trying to take away your first amendment rights, your rights to assemble peacefully. And the media being on the thugs’ side — what the heck are you guys thinking, …

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Sarah Palin Cancels Trump Rally Appearance After Husband Todd Is Seriously Injured In Snowmobile Crash

Sarah Palin today abruptly canceled her appearance at a Trump rally near Orlando after getting word that her husband, Todd Palin, has been seriously injured in a snowmobile crash in Alaska. NBC News reports that Palin has been on the phone with doctors all morning, but will stop by a Trump rally in Tampa later today before flying home. JUST …

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Bristol Palin Loses Custody Battle With Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin today lost a years-long custody battle with her first baby daddy Levi Johnston, who parlayed his brief time in the spotlight into a photo spread in Playgirl Magazine. The New York Daily News has the details: Sarah Palin’s daughter lost her seven-year custody battle with her ex-fiancé, Levi Johnston. Johnston announced the news in a Facebook post on …

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Bristol Palin’s Alleged Baby Daddy Endorses Ted Cruz

Dakota Meyer, the alleged father of abstinence advocate Bristol Palin’s second illegitimate baby, has endorsed “traditional marriage” proponent Ted Cruz. From the Cruz campaign’s announcement: “This election is a turning point for our country,” said Meyer. “In these dangerous times we need a strong, principled conservative in the White House. We need a Commander-in-Chief who works with our allies and …

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