Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Let’s See, There’s Roe V. Wade …And….Uh….That’s All

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Moving Along To The Talent Segment

Hair and makeup by Anita Bryant, costume by Amish Discount Outlets, four locations, closed Sundays.

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One Heartbeat Away

Pam Spaulding: “You can’t say this ad by the 85,000-member National Nurses Organizing Committee/California Nurses Association doesn’t go right to the point.” This ad will run this week to coincide with the vice presidential debate.

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Shrink-Wrap Barbie

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Wingnuts Begin 24 Hour Pre-Palin Debate Prayer Marathon And Fast

A group of Freepers are beginning a 24-hour pre-debate prayer marathon today to make sure that Jeebus keeps Sarah Palin from making a fool of herself. Some are also fasting. * Pray for Wisdom for Senator McCain and Governor Palin* Pray for their safety and that of their families* Pray for their relationship to God to be strengthened during this …

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Sarah Goes To Debate Camp

The McCain campaign released this photo of Sarah Palin faux dueling with McCain’s top foreign policy adviser Randy Schuemann. What’s she saying?

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Palin: Homosexuality Is A Choice

Palin: “As for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly. She’s not my ‘gay’ friend, she is one of my best friends who happens to have …

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Pakistan’s President Zardari Gets Fatwa For Flirting With Palin

Ruh roh. An Islamic cleric has issued a fatwa against Pakistan’s president Asif Zardari for “flirting” with Sarah Palin. The prayer leader of the infamous Lal Masjid in the heart of Islamabad has issued a decree against President Asif Zardari for publicly making indecent gestures towards the American Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during their Washington meeting, saying the …

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Gunfight At The DC Corral

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Sarah Brings A Chaperone This Time

McCain calls a shouted question to Palin from a person on the street “gotcha journalism”. Hilarious.

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I Can See Sarah From My House!

“As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska.” – Sarah Palin. (Image via Boing Boing via – Andrew Sullivan)

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Sashay, Chante!

Several times this weekend I tried to post this clip of Sarah Palin working the pageant runway in 1984, but the Republicflacks kept getting the clip pulled. I guess they’ve given up since so many folks are reposting it on their own. The Alaskan guy who posted this portion has promised to also post her flute solo talent segment. What …

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Glossolalia, Part 2

Since this cartoon first appeared in the online edition of the Washington Post three weeks ago, over 750 emails of complaint have poured in from people who think speaking in tongues is nothing to laugh at. Oh, wait…I’m ’bout to get caught up in the spirit! Obama Obama bo bama, bonana fanna fo fama, fee fi mo mamah, Obama! Whew!

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Palin Falls 27% In “Favorables”

She’s now at -10 (meaning 40% view her favorably, 50% unfavorably). Two weeks ago she was at +17. (Via – Daily Kos)

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Screw The Economy, What This Campaign Needs Is A Shotgun Wedding

Is the McCain campaign planning an October surprise? In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election. Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be …

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No Lifeline For Sarah Palin

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Palin Unknowingly Accepts Book About Killed Openly Gay Priest, Mychal Judge

Yesterday when Sarah Palin visited a downtown 9/11 memorial, author Michael Daly was there signing copies of his book about Father Mychal Judge, the quietly gay yet celibate priest who was killed by falling debris outside the Twin Towers. When Palin approached Daly’s table, his handlers suggested inscribing a copy for her. In the photo at left, Daly’s book is …

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Catholic League Defends Sarah Palin’s Church: Witches Are REAL, People!

The Catholic League’s Vice President of Spooky Things, Bill Donahue, rushed out a press release yesterday to defend Sarah Palin’s church after a 2005 video surfaced showing a minister performing an anti-witchcraft incantation over her bowed head. “Witchcraft is a sad reality in many parts of Africa, resulting in scores of deaths in Kenya over the past two decades. Bishop …

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Dingbatting A Thousand

COURIC: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that? PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land– boundary that we have with– Canada. It– it’s funny that a comment like that was– kind of made to– …

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The Palin Principle

The Palin Principle: A theory of workplace economics which postulates that one can be vaulted several rungs above their level of incompetence when it suits the demands of the Religious Right. The Bush Corollary: Sometimes people rise to their level of incompetence by manipulation of the Supreme Court. (Image via – Chris Glass)

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