Tag Archives: Santorum

A Frothy Mix From Rick Santorum

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Santorum Considering Presidential Bid

Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), whose infamous homophobia resulted in an occasional by-product of anal sex being named after him, is considering a presidential run in 2012. Santorum will begin testing the waters with a trip to Iowa this fall. “ I’m very concerned about the state of affairs in this country and how Republicans are dealing with [issues], so …

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Santorum Flashback

I was starting to do a post about some bullshit Rick Santorum is up to, but I got such a case of the giggles from this old 2006 photo of his kids that I had to run it again. Anyway the story is here, but the Santorum-encrusted pull quote is something about why we’ll never see democracy in an Islamic …

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Redefining Saddleback

You probably fondly recall Dan Savage’s successful redefinition of former Sen. Rick Santorum’s last name, a legacy that will follow Santorum as long as teh interwebs exists. Now Savage is looking to give Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church the same treatment. Here are Savage’s suggestions; email your vote to him at [email protected]. (1) “Logically, if ‘barebacking’ means having butt sex with …

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Senator Santorum II

JMG blogroller Princess Sparkle Pony has a huge scoop over on Wonkette, telling the story of his friend, IT geek bear David Phillips, who had a memorable (and messy) sexual encounter with Sen. Larry Craig some 20 years ago. You knew these stories would cum dribbling out, right Mr. Toe-Tapper? A Santorum-infused excerpt: When we got to what reminded me …

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