Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Tennessee “Santa’s Train” Driver Charged With DUI

Knoxville’s ABC affiliate reports: Police in Tazewell say Henry Meade, 40, was operating “Santa’s Train” at the town’s Christmas Tractor Parade — i.e., driving a motorized lawn mower that he was using to pull carts full of children and their families. On Saturday evening, visitors at the event said they saw Moore acting erratically. Local police officers were soon alerted …

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Santa Claus Among 51 Candidates In AK House Race

The Anchorage Daily News reports: A field 51 candidates have filed to run in the special election to fill Alaska’s lone U.S. house seat, in a slate that includes former Gov. Sarah Palin, North Pole City Council member Santa Claus, current and former lawmakers, a homebuilder and his brother. The number of candidates is more than twice as large as …

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Santa Obama Delivers Gifts To DC Children’s Hospital

The New York Daily News reports: Barack Obama has already tackled the second-hardest job in the world as U.S. President, but on Wednesday he donned the hat of the busiest guy in the world — Santa Claus. Hauling a festively colored bag, Obama, 57, made a surprise visit to Children’s National hospital in Washington to distribute gifts — remote-control cars, …

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TEXAS: Street Preachers Raid Church Event To Scream At Children That Santa Isn’t Real, One Arrested [VIDEO]

Dallas’s NBC News affiliate reports: A man was arrested for trespassing at a Cleburne, Texas church on Saturday after telling children that Santa Claus is “not real,” police said. It happened at St. Mark United Methodist Church of Cleburne during a “Breakfast with Santa” event, police said. Aaron Urbanski, 31, of Joshua, was arrested on a charge of trespassing and …

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Fox News: Santa Claus Is A Butch Right-Winger

According to a column published today by Fox News, Santa Claus is obviously a butch manly man and hardcore right winger. An excerpt: He is a man with a harsh and stringent code. Santa makes lists of children throughout the world and, oh no, he puts them in categories according to their behavior. He believes in accountability, but is generous …

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WAR ON CHRISTMAS: Anti-Gay Preacher Harasses Texas Mall Patrons, Tells Kids Santa Isn’t Real [VIDEO]

Pink News reports: A militant anti-gay preacher turned up to a shopping mall to tell children Santa Claus isn’t real. Pastor David Grisham, from Alaska, rocked up at the Texas mall over the weekend to shout at children that their parents are lying to them about Santa. In the video he says: “I want to tell you today that there …

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TRAILER: I Am Santa Claus

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is very angry about this documentary. CNN executives are very excited that one of their own, Morgan Spurlock, is the man behind “I Am Santa Claus.” To prove how happy they are, they are flagging a supremely positive article about the flick by one of their online columnists, John D. Sutter. The source of their …

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Scientifically Accurate Santa Claus

I wonder if the wingnuts will go after Fox for this.

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Bill O’Reilly: Santa Is Definitely White

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The Kinsey Sicks Vs Megyn Kelly

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Boston’s Santa Speedo Run 2013

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