Tag Archives: Rick Santorum

Frothy Mix has resigned from the campaign. It was often repulsive, but it was also often very satisfying. America finally got to see the deranged evil fascist wingnuts that gay people have to deal with every day. It may sound bizarre, but ultimately the Santorum campaign may have been good for gay people. Westboro, writ large.

Rumors are all OVER the place on Twitter at this writing. We’ll know the truth by around 2:30pm. UPDATE: You can watch the press conference live. UPDATE II: The New York Times says it’s definitely over.

Boing Boing rips it to shreds. You can still get it on Amazon.

And Gallup says he’s actually fallen 16 points behind. It’s all over but the clean up. “Clorox and Tide for the Senator from Pennsylvania, please.”

Are you ready for Wank Fest 2012?

Last night Rachel Maddow played the clip.

Sen. John McCain made the rounds of morning shows today calling for Rick Santorum to withdraw from the race. Rick Santorum should recognize “it’s time for a graceful exit” from the Republican presidential campaign in the wake of Mitt Romney’s sweep of primaries in Wisconsin, Maryland and the District of Columbia. McCain also tells “CBS This Morning” there’s a strong …

From Christwire, of course: Nothing brings the family together like a home-cooked meal, but have your wife’s dishes grown dull and tired? Spice up your holiday with the exciting bounty of a Santorum Glazed Easter Ham! It’s thick and juicy, sweet and smoky, just like Pennsylvania’s favorite Senator himself! We glaze our hams faithfully a dozen times over to give …

Funny/sad.

“Now that NOM’s race-baiting strategy of pitting American against American, minority against minority, and family members against family members is out in the open, we call on GOP candidates to renounce their NOM pledges. A president’s job is to lead and unite the nation, not take part in a politics of division and cruelty. Anyone seeking the nation’s highest office …

Followed up with: “Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.” HRC’s Fred Sainz responds via press release: “This is another example of Rick Santorum intentionally making ignorant statements that have a real impact on LGBT people. Whether he’s comparing our marriages to inanimate objects, saying our children would be better off with a parent in prison as opposed to two …

So says an unseen woman as Rick Santorum displays his masculinity by shooting a menacing paper silhouette. Also unseen: millions of cheering teabaggers.