Tag Archives: Rick Perry

The View Cast On The N-Word

The most bleeped episode in the show’s history?

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The End Of Rick Perry?

This might do it.

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New From Mittens

Isn’t that the Right Wing Watch theme music?

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Rick Perry’s Day Off

“Firing automatic weapons is my form of golf.” Just posted to what appears to be his official YouTube channel.

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New From Magic Underpants

Mittens goes after Rick Perry on immigration.

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Keith Olbermann Rips Rick Perry’s
Anti-Gay Florida Campaign Leader

Olbermann takes on Rick Perry’s Florida campaign leader, who says God sends natural disasters to express displeasure with gay marriage. She can also raise the dead! SRSLY. Glory! Praise Jeebus!(Via – Good As You)

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New Perry Ad Slams “President Zero”

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Larry Flynt Wants To Know

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Rick Perry Is A Communist

See how he doesn’t even bother to put his hand on his heart during the national anthem? Remember all the screaming in 2007 when our current Commie-In-Chief did the same thing? Washington Monthly asks: “Will the picture of the Republican candidates lead to widespread questions about Perry’s patriotism? Will be it be shown, over and over again, on cable news? …

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Perry Campaign Leader Pam Olsen Preaches On Seven Mountains Theocracy

Pam Olsen, who is one of Rick Perry’s campaign leaders, advocates for Seven Mountains dominionism, a surging theology which claims that only Christians are approved by God to rule America. Olsen also says that God punishes the nation with natural disasters when gay rights advances are made. Oh and I almost forgot, she can raise the dead! Rick Perry for …

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Harry Potter And Homos! Oh Noes!

Televangelist John Hagee, who preached from the stage at Rick Perry’s Christ-A-Thon, is probably most famous for his claim that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of wicked homosexuals. He’s also called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran.

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Rick Perry Addresses Student Body At
Dead Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University

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Bush III

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Grandma Got Run Over By Rick Perry

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Cindy Jacobs: Rick Perry’s Prayer Rally Broke The Curse Of Cannibalism

“The Native American people were cannibals and they ate people. And so you can see a manifestation of that in the churches where people turned against people and kind of cannibalized other people’s ministries. So there’s been a lot of prayer over that in Houston, Texas, they’ve done a lot of intercession over that and broke the curses on the …

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New CNN Poll

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Satan Runs The Senate

“When I walk from the House side to the Senate side, I cross the middle line of the Capitol, I can feel a different principality because they have jurisdictions over different things. And there are principalities that sit over different government entities that cause them to think really goofy and you can’t get prayers through, they get delayed twenty-one days …

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Did Rick Perry Execute An Innocent Man?

Even though 41 inmates have been exonerated by DNA evidence since he took office, Rick Perry says he has no trouble sleeping.

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Death Penalty Is A GOP Crowd Pleaser

Buzzfeed notes: “Rick Perry being the most prolific practitioner of capital punishment in the United States received spontaneous and rapturous applause at the Republican presidential primary debate. They weren’t applauding Rick Perry’s response, mind you, but Brian Williams simply stating the Texas governor’s record of sending 234 people to their death. Your modern GOP, ladies and gentleman.”

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GOP Candidate Graph

Rick Perry in blue, Santorum in, heh, brown. (Source)

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