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Federal Court: No College Credit For High School Creationism Courses

A federal court has ruled that the University of California does not have to certify Christian high schools that teach creationism and other dumbass ideas. Calvary Chapel Christian School in Murrieta, Calif., and the Association of Christian Schools International claimed the university’s review policy was unconstitutional because it refused to certify courses that taught creationism and other beliefs. “The district …

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HomoQuotable – Patrick Muirhead

“My skeptical buddies will splutter, ‘You what?! Miss Patsy, trouser-chaser extraordinaire, has decided she’s now dancing at the other end of the ballroom? Pur-leeeeeeeze!’ They have seen little evidence of an interest in the opposite sex during my adult life, nor asked why. And that’s the clincher. If there had been an interest, it became eclipsed by other more instant, …

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Everlasting Gobstobber

(Tipped by JMG reader Jeff in FTL)

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Shoot To Kill, Sayeth The Lord

Because God Is Love, American soldiers are using rifles with Bible verses engraved on the scopes. The sights are used by U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers. The maker of the sights, Trijicon, has a $660 million multi-year contract to provide up to 800,000 sights to the Marine Corps, and additional …

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Hawaii: Haters Rally Against Civil Unions

God will bring judgment on an unrepentant nation if the perversion of civil unions is legalized in Hawaii. The bill is likely to fail again, so we’re safe! For now.

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Uganda’s “Kill Gays” Bill Author To Attend U.S. National Prayer Breakfast

Box Turtle Bulletin reports that Uganda MP David Bahati, the author of the pending “kill gays” legislation, will attend the National Prayer Breakfast in DC, where President Obama is expected to speak. Via Uganda’s Sunday Monitor: In February, David Bahati, the mover of the controversial Anti-Homosexuality Bill is expected to attend a prayer breakfast in the American capital of DC. …

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Bidding Is Now Open

Your very own Pat Robertson voodoo doll, complete with Bible and money bag, is now up for auction on eBay. Proceeds go to the Haiti relief effort. (Via – Americablog)

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Again: Hawaii To Consider Civil Unions

Last February we saw some of the ugliest anti-gay demonstrations ever when red-shirted Christianists jammed the Hawaii state house day after day, successfully stalling a proposed civil unions bill in the state Senate. This week the bill will get another consideration. When Hawaii legislators reconvene on Wednesday, all eyes will be focused not on teacher furloughs that resulted in the …

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God’s Control Panel

RELATED: Today is Religious Freedom Day in America. Sadly, there is no Freedom FROM Religion Day. (Via – Maneggs)

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Focus On The Family Buys Super Bowl Ad

Focus On The Family has purchased ad time during next month’s Super Bowl, when University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow and his mother will shill for the hate group. Tebow is known for placing Bible verses into the black stripes under his eyes during games. (He’s home schooled!) It’s expected that the Tebows will give a personal message against abortion …

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CBN: Pat Robertson Didn’t Say That And What He Said Is True Anyway

You’d think that after all the outrage that rained down on Pat Robertson from the left AND the right (even the Freepers were pissed), we’d see some kind of waffly, half-assed, non-apology apology from the Christian Broadcast Network. Not so. On today’s The 700 Club, during a segment about the devastation, suffering and humanitarian effort that is needed in Haiti, …

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Catholic Archbishops Launch New Manhattan Declaration Campaign

The authors of the anti-gay Manhattan Declaration, which calls for the disobedience of any laws granting LGBT rights, want to increase its number of signatories from 370,000 to one million. Working to help them reach that noble goal are Catholic archbishops. Via press release: Cardinal Rigali of Philadelphia (right), Archbishop Wuerl of Washington, DC (left), Archbishop Dolan of New York …

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Quote Of The Day – Gary Cass

“What exactly did Pat [Roberston] say that was so terribly egregious? First he retold a very familiar story about the history of Haiti about a pact that was made by its revolutionary leaders. In exchange for help in throwing out the French Haiti would serve satan. Some have disputed this ever happened. But what is indisputable is Haiti’s history ever …

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CBN Guest: Banning Gay Marriage Isn’t Fair, But It Is What’s Best

Professor Lynne Marie Kolm of Regent University appeared on the Christian Broadcast Network’s morning news show this morning to announce that banning same-sex marriage “isn’t about doing what’s fair, it’s about doing what’s best.” The segment begins at 13:30.

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Maddow Show: Haitian Ambassador Calls Out Pat Robertson

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Pat Robertson: God Did This To Haiti Because They Made A Pact With Satan

Right on schedule, Pat Robertson blames a horrific natural disaster on God’s wrath. Because the Haitians are devil worshipers. God loves you so much, he’s going to kill the fuck out of you to prove it.

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Heterosexual Pastor Matt Baker Goes To Trial For Murdering His Wife

In a case that is pulling back the curtain on the violence of the heterosexual lifestyle, a prosecutor today revealed that the lividity in the corpse of Pastor Matt Baker’s wife showed that she was long dead before the 45-minute window during which Baker claims she committed suicide while he was at the store. Investigators believe Baker poisoned his wife …

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Puerto Rico Governor Wants Marriage Ban

Puerto Rico Gov. Luis Fortuno wants a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. Gay marriage is already against the law there, but he wants it extra banned just in case, you know, anybody sensible takes over. Gov. Fortuño told a group of religious leaders Friday that he plans to consult voters about the inclusion of a constitutional amendment that would declare …

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Sarah Palin: God Wanted Me To Run

A political strategist for John McCain’s 2008 presidential run told 60 Minutes that Sarah Palin told him that adding her to the ticket was all part of God’s plan. Schmidt, McCain’s chief campaign adviser, said he asked Palin about her serenity in the face of becoming “one of the most famous people in the world.” He quoted her as saying, …

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This Week In Holy Crimes

Over the last seven days… Missouri: Pastor Lloyd Sartain arrested on federal weapons charges.California: Lawyers for Father Antonio Cortes ask court to suppress evidence of child porn found on his laptop, which included tens of thousands of images of boys as young as six.Florida: Pastor Dieugrand Jacques arrested for sexual battery of a teenage girl.Texas: Pastor Dean Tarkington arrested for …

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