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“My husband and I have never had a threeway with a “stranger,” Porno Pete. But if you prefer to picture the two of us getting with hot, sweaty, well-hung strangers when you’re drafting a post/rubbing one out/living vicariously though us, go for it. “As for my marriage—my monogamish marriage—it’s lasted twice as long as Ronald Reagan’s first marriage, longer than …

(Tipped by JMG reader David)

“Certainly there are Catholic hospitals and Baptist hospitals that recognize homosexual behavior as sinful behavior and they do not want to take part in affirming homosexual sin under the strong arm of the government.” – Liberty Counsel spokesbigot Matt Barber, objecting to new federal rules which stipulate that any hospital that receives Medicare or Medicaid funding must allow LGBT patients …

Televangelist/con artist/homophobe Cindy Jacobs tells an audience of college students that she has personally “stationed angels all around this church” in order to “pierce the darkness of humanism and atheism.” As a bonus in crazy, nasty homophobe Lou Engle comes on stage to babble in tongues and encourage the students to do the same. Mekka-lekka hi there!

Much noise is being made about the Mormon Church’s so-called softer position on homosexuality. HRC’s Fred Sainz went on MSNBC to talk about it, but Pride In Utah, who has read the new Mormon Handbook, says don’t believe the hype.

Family Research Council president Tony Perkins says that because the military is primarily made up of blacks, Latinos, and people from rural areas, President Obama will be forced to reinstate the draft if DADT gets repealed. Because everybody knows blacks, Latinos, and folks from rural areas are totally anti-gay and they’ll all quit rather than serve alongside homos. The military …

Saying that he has divined the original intent of the writers of the U.S. Constitution, teabagger Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has decreed (PDF) that Christians may now use public property, included their government offices, to declare and celebrate their faith. The Liberty Counsel exults: In a detailed opinion, Cuccinelli shed light on the original intent of both the United …

Behar: “You know it’s NOT a choice, Pastor.” Osteen: “We don’t have a sign on our church saying, ‘No Gays, No Drunkards, No People On Drugs’…but there are scripture that we just can’t change.”

A coalition of Arab and African nations have succeeded in deleting a reference to sexual orientation in a United Nations resolution condemning “extrajudicial, summary and arbitrary executions.” An amendment calling for the deletion was introduced by Morocco and Mali and passed narrowly by a vote of 79-70. The U.S. delegation voted against the deletion but abstained from the vote on …

“We have feminized the Medal of Honor. According to Bill McGurn of the Wall Street Journal, every Medal of Honor awarded during these two conflicts has been awarded for saving life. Not one has been awarded for inflicting casualties on the enemy. Not one. Gen. George Patton once famously said, ‘The object of war is not to die for your …

A federal appeals court has ruled that a New Hampshire Patriot Act requiring the “voluntary” recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance does not force religion on students. The Freedom From Religion Foundation had argued that even a so-called voluntary recitation of the words “under God” violated the Constitution and made outcasts of students unwilling to participate. The panel of judges …

“A day after we called for a formal investigation into the ‘anonymous Pentagon source’ who spilled the working group’s results to the Washington Post, Secretary Robert Gates ordered the Defense Department to find the person responsible. A Pentagon spokesman said that Secretary Gates ‘strongly condemns’ the leak, particularly since these unnamed sources have ‘selectively revealed aspects of the draft findings …

A British adoption panel advisor has lost her employment tribunal and been fired for refusing to recommend gay couples as prospective adoptive parents. Dr Sheila Matthews, 50, from Kettering in Northamptonshire, lost her job with the county council when she asked to abstain from voting in same-sex cases. She told her employers Northamptonshire County Council she felt that children “did …

Members of Westboro Baptist Church returned to their minivan to find its tires slashed after their picket of the funeral of a McAlester, Oklahoma soldier. And every shop in town refused to make any repairs. As their minivan slowly hobbled away on two flat tires, with a McAlester police car following behind, the protesters were unable to find anyone in …

Lucifer apparently lives on YouTube. And here all this time we thought it was JMG! Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney-ho!

And this guy wants to be the chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. How terrifying is that?

“You can almost smell the desperation of the pro-homosexual crowd as the clock ticks down on the 111th Congress. One sign of their anxiety over ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ seems to be cropping up in the form of one-sided leaks from the Pentagon on the content of a report due to Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and President Obama on …

More than fifty Catholic bishops and priests are in Baltimore this weekend for a training event on how to perform exorcisms. Signs of demonic possession accepted by the church include violent reaction to holy water or anything holy, speaking in a language the possessed person doesn’t know and abnormal displays of strength. The full exorcism is held in private and …

The Florida Family Association is calling for an advertiser boycott of Nickelodeon’s Teen Nick channel over a transgender character on its show, Degrassi: The Next Generation. The anti-gay group is falsely claiming to have already forced Kodak, the show’s prime sponsor, to pull out. The Florida Family Association (FFA) claimed another victory on Wednesday when David Caton announced that, after …