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Holy Tweet

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is super upset about this cartoon. The Kansas City Star and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have long been among the most anti-Catholic newspapers in the nation. So it is not surprising that their love for abortion rights and the right of two men to marry would lead them to suffer apoplexy over the pope’s Twitter account. …

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Ill Papa Joins Twitter

Emperor Palpatine joined Twitter this weekend and so far has not issued any tweets. But people are already messaging him, including gay British journalist Patrick Strudwick, who is best known for his work to expose “ex-gay” crackpots.

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Pope Ratzi: This Year Is 2019 Not 2012

Pope Palpatine has issued a book declaring that the birth of Jeebus is off by several years. “The calculation of the beginning of our calendar – based on the birth of Jesus – was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years,” the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the …

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Pope Attacks Gay Marriage In France

Yesterday Pope Benedict launched a scathing attack on France’s plan to legalize same-sex marriage. The Pope thus raised three points: Firstly saying that marriage between man and woman is a “fact” of nature and “threatened” by other forms of marriage which are “proven”to be “defective”. Secondly, he warned of that the consequences of legalising gay marriage would harm society, perhaps …

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Pope Blesses Porn Actors

Gay Star News reports that Ill Papa recently blessed two gay porn actors who appeared at the Vatican in priest drag. The Pope has been tricked into blessing two porn actors and a video of the moment is set to be included in a new Bel Ami gay movie. That’s according to famous gay porn producer and Bel Ami founder …

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Same Goes For Your Friend

Source. Bill Donohue is gonna scuh-reem. Snork!

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Vatican Orders Crackdown On U.S. Nuns: You Aren’t Hating Homosexuals Enough

The Vatican has strongly reprimanded America’s 55,000 nuns, saying that they are not being vocal enough with denouncements of homosexuality and same-sex marriage. In many ways, the Vatican’s actions against the LCWR encapsulated the kind of hard line that many expected Benedict — the Vatican’s former doctrinal czar — to take when he was elected in 2005. “The current doctrinal …

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Pope: Ban Fertility Treatments

If God wants you to have a baby, he’ll give you one from regular fucking. Any other way to get a baby? That’s from Satan. Speaking at the end of three-day convention on diagnosing and treating infertility at the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI slammed artificial procreation and fertility treatments. Marriage was the only place to create a human being, he …

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Obama Thinks He’s Better Than The Pope

“I think that it’s very clear that this is an administration which believes that secular government – they believe that the President is superior to the Pope in the ability to define what the church is allowed to do. Obama’s position, which is truly dishonest – this new compromise is, I mentioned Orwell’s ‘1984.’ This is Orwellian . We have …

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The First American Pope?

As soon-to-be Cardinal Timothy Dolan leads fifty priests on a visit to the “Holy Land,” Catholic blogs, news sites, and even some mainstream media are speculating that he could become the first American pope. I can’t see how a Pope Dolan could possibly be more anti-gay that the former Hitler Youth now sitting on the Vatican’s throne. But we may …

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Jimmy Kimmel Rips The Pope

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Pope: Gay Marriage Threatens Humanity

Ill Papa today issued his strongest denouncement of same-sex marriage yet heard. He told diplomats from nearly 180 countries that the education of children needed proper “settings” and that “pride of place goes to the family, based on the marriage of a man and a woman.” “This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every …

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Pope: People With Poor Ethics Get AIDS

“Above all, it is an ethical problem. The change of behavior that it requires – for example, sexual abstinence, rejection of sexual promiscuity, fidelity within marriage – ultimately involves the question of integral development, which demands a global approach and a global response from the Church. For if it is to be effective, the prevention of AIDS must be based …

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Bill Donohue Vs. Susan Sarandon

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is deluging entertainment sites with a demand that Oscar winner Susan Sarandon apologize for referring to the pope as a Nazi. Donohue’s complaint has been joined by the Anti-Defamation League. “Susan Sarandon’s ignorance is willful: those who have hatred in their veins are not interested in the truth,” Donohue said in a statement. Donohue said …

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GERMANY: Thousands Protest Pope

Along with LGBT activists, thousands of advocates for the victims of child abuse protested the Pope’s appearance in Berlin yesterday.

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