Tag Archives: pets

Friskies, Now With More LSD

That seems to be the message, as noted by my pal Little Tom.

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Your Dog Is Not Green

According to two studies, the environmental impact of owning a dog is twice that of driving an SUV. Man’s best friend could be one of the environment’s worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle. But the revelation in the book …

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Best Scam Ever

For a mere $110 the kind atheists at Eternal Earthbound Pets will take care of your beloved animals after Jeebus has raptured you up to everlasting glory. You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off …

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Neigh Means Neigh

A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Except when she’s an irresistible hottie like Sugar. A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday. But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen …

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You Will Move Towards The Can Opener……

Animal researchers set up an experiment to find out if cats are controlling their owner’s behaviors with their cries. I think you know how this turns out. While the felines used purr-cries around their familiar owners, they were not eager to make the same cries in front of strangers. So McComb and her team trained cat owners to record their …

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You Are Now Free To Scoot
About The Cabin*

Maybe the economy isnt’ that bad if somebody can launch an all dog-and-cat airline. Pet Airways will fly a pet between five major cities — New York, Washington, Chicago, Denver and Los Angeles. The $250 one-way fare is comparable to pet fees at the largest U.S. airlines. For owners, the big difference is service. Dogs and cats will fly in …

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Leona’$ Be$t Friend$

Remember all the hullabaloo about Leona Helmsley leaving $12M for the care of her bitey little Maltese, Trouble? Well, that’s just puppy chow compared to what Helmsley’s estate may providing for the dogs of America. According to unnamed insiders, from $5-$8 billion dollars, her entire estate, has been left for the “care and welfare of dogs” in a mission statement …

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Numero Uno

Who’s a sweet, sweet doggie? Uno, the first beagle to ever win Westminster, that’s who. Uno’s well-chosen stage name is K-Run’s Park Me In First. My childhood dog was a beagle. I’ve always had a soft spot for hounds. Ah-ooo!

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Ellen’s Puppy Breakdown

Much ink has flowed since yesterday’s Ellen Degeneres show in which she broke down and sobbed for the first five minutes of the show. Ellen had overlooked the “must keep” proviso of her shelter puppy adoption agreement and when she gifted the puppy to the children of an employee, the shelter repossessed the dog. I happened to catch the show …

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