Tag Archives: PETA

PETA Loves Flies Too

PETA is now upset that the president killed a fly during an interview and is sending him a “humane bug catching” device. PETA: “We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals. We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals. Swatting a fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect, and …

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To PETA, Murder Is Just One More Opportunity To Promote Themselves

The ghouls at PETA are seizing upon the murder of Dr. George Tiller and using his murder to promote themselves in his Kansas hometown. One version of the billboard says, “Pro-Life? Go Vegetarian.” The other says, “Pro-Choice? Choose Vegetarian.” Both feature a photo of three baby chicks. Lindsay Rajt, campaign manager for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said …

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PETA By The Numbers

According to the website PETA Kills Animals: PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008 (PDF), filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets. Just seven animals — out …

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PETA Gets Google’s Goat

Google is using goats rather than lawnmowers to prune the grounds at their Mountain View, California headquarters and PETA wants these new employees to have perks. PETA has no problem with letting goats do what goats want to do (e.g., look cute and eat weeds), but we do have concerns about how the goats may be transported, whether they are …

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Rescue Shelter Boys?

PETA has asked Pet Shop Boys to change their name to Rescue Shelter Boys. You have many loyal fans of the Pet Shop Boys [JMG:*] here at PETA. We have a request that may at first seem bizarre, but we hope that after considering the following facts, you will understand why we are asking this of you: will you please …

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Germany Bans PETA’s Holocaust Ads

Germany has banned a series of ads by PETA which compares Holocaust victims to animals in slaughterhouses. The posters, sponsored by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), bear photographs of concentration camp inmates, both alive and dead, along with pictures of plates piled with meat and animals ready for slaughter, accompanied by the slogan: “The Holocaust on your …

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PETA Founder To Be Human BBQ

PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk has posted her “unique will” on the group’s website where she suggests that her body be put to some interesting uses. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions: a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a …

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Lesbians Pissed At PETA

Lesbian activists are angry with PETA over their Valentine’s Day “vegetarians make better lovers” stunt which featured semi-naked female hotties making out. Via SheWired: Animal rights organization PETA, who have been widely criticized in the past for their extreme methods, are very proud of their new ‘Vegetarian’s Make Better Lovers’ campaign. The ads include hot, barely clothed women rubbing vegetables …

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PETA Protests Westminster

If you were going past Madison Square Garden last night, you might have thought the KKK was having a membership drive. But no, it was just PETA handing out flyers to protest the Westminster dog show. “Is this really the KKK?” somebody asked the woman in the white robe and the pointy hat. Crowds gawked Monday at a table set …

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Model T’s Proposed To Replace NYC’s Hansom Cab Trade

Animal rights activists, PETA, and a NYC city councilman are proposing to replace the city’s horse and buggy trade with electric replicas of vintage Model T cars from the the early 20th century. The proposal – which has been pitched by animal-rights activists for months – has been taken up by Councilman Daniel Garodnick (D-Manhattan), who is hoping to put …

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Lance Sea Kitten

Okay, PETA, I give. This IS funny. Not content with the reams of newsprint that have already been dedicated to our Save the Sea Kittens campaign, we’re going for a little more face time for our finned friends by asking Lance Bass, the former ‘N Sync singer and “Dancing With the Stars” alum, to change his last name from “Bass” …

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Rejected: PETA’s Super Bowl Ad

PETA’s “vegetarians have better sex” Super Bowl ad was rejected by NBC because it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” What, models in lingerie rubbing asparagus on their vah-jay-jay is too far?

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PETA: Sea Kittens Will Make You Stupid

Seriously! What about Jeremy Piven?? Save Broadway!! Also: How does Tony The Sea Kitten know about the kid being at the bottom the class, since he’s all eaten and shit? (Click on the PETA tag for recent posts about delicious Sea Kittens.)

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Fried Sea Kittens With Tartar Sauce

“Even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we’d be against it.” — Ingrid Newkirk, President and Co-Founder of PETA. I was thinking about the above quote this weekend as I deleted a bunch of emails from PETA supporters who were screaming and foaming at the mouth because I mocked PETA’s “sea kittens” metaphorical crapola. That 1989 quote …

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PETA: We Should Call Fish “Sea Kittens”

Another example of why PETA has lost what little credibility they had. What’s wrong with the name Whitefish High School? According to P.E.T.A., the use of the word “Whitefish” does not promote empathy for fish and other marine animals. P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal) sent a letter to Whitefish High School Principal Kent Paulson, urging him to …

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Chunky Momkey

You just can’t top their crazy. PETA has written to Ben & Jerry asking them to start using human breast milk in their ice cream. From their site: Storchen, a (very innovative) restaurant in Switzerland, has just announced that they will be unveiling a new menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent human breast …

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Bunny Hates Chicken

Drag superstar Lady Bunny has joined up with PETA to protest KFC with a giant billboard near the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. Says Bunny: “I’ve joined the PETA gang to send the message that while PETA isn’t insisting that KFC stop serving chicken, it is strongly denouncing grisly procedures like de-beaking the birds while they are alive. EVERYONE I’ve …

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