Tag Archives: PETA

PETA Vs Joe Namath

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PETA: Eating Meat = Human Slavery

PETA, as they so often do, has caused quite the firestorm with today’s co-opting of Martin Luther King Day. “The fate of animals today is similar to that of humans who were subjected to slavery and other civil rights injustices—they, too, are tortured, abused, and neglected as humans once were and sometimes still are. More than 63 billion animals are …

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PETA: Vegans Last Longer During Sex

If you aren’t vegan, you’ll have to think about Fidel Castro during sex. Or something.

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PETA Vs Duck Slayers

Via press release: PETA wants A&E to do more than suspend one of the characters on Duck Dynasty for damning gays. We call on the channel to challenge the entire crew of duck slayers to ignore Sarah Palin’s self-serving slap on the back for spewing hate speech and deny that they are as anti-gay as they are anti-animal. All people …

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Morrissey Wishes You Happy Thankskilling

“Please ignore the abysmal example set by President Obama who, in the name of Thanksgiving, supports torture as 45 million birds are horrifically abused; dragged through electrified stun baths, and then have their throats slit. And President Obama laughs. Haha, so funny! As Ingrid Newkirk from PETA points out, turkey ‘meat’ is one of “our nation’s top killers”, causing heart-attacks …

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PETA To Obama: Don’t Pardon Any Turkeys This Thanksgiving, Eat Tofu Instead

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PETA: Attack Of The Pigeons

Please don’t shoo away disgusting, disease-carrying flying rats just because they shit all over everything. You wouldn’t like it if they did that to you.

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PETA: Chicken Causes Small Penises

PETA wrote to the organizers of this weekend’s National Chicken Wing Festival in Buffalo, New York: Dear Mr. Cerza: You may remember hearing from us a few years back, when we requested that you cancel the wing-eating competitions at the National Buffalo Wing Festival because of the cruelty inherent in poultry production. I’m reaching out again to ask you at …

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Gay Soccer Star Robbie Rogers For PETA

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Stay Classy, PETA

Via Copyranter at Buzzfeed.

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Billboard Of The Day

PETA is placing these near public schools.

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PETA: Veganism Makes Your Dick Bigger

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Headline Of The Day

Details.

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Sharon Needles For PETA

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PETA Issues NOT Terrible Ad

Spay or neuter your cat. And for some reason: Jersey Shore. Compared to what we’ve seen in recent years, we’ll take this. (Via Gothamist)

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PETA Calls For PetSmart Boycott

PETA has launched a campaign calling for a boycott of retail giant PetSmart until the chain “stops selling all animals.” The below undercover video depicts a (presumably PetSmart) staffer going behind the scenes at one store to film sick and dying animals that have been removed from the floor, making the claim that PetSmart allows the mistreatment of animals and …

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Domestic Violence? Bullying? Robbing Old Ladies? It’s JUST Like Eating Fish!!!

So says the latest idiocy from PETA.

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HomoQuotable – Mikko Alanne

“On June 10, my husband and I joined Mercy For Animals at L.A.’s Gay Pride Parade, the first time an animal rights group has marched in the celebration in West Hollywood. I’ve marched and leafleted for gay rights before, and I’ve done the same for animal rights, but never at the same event. [snip] Yet there are many LGBT people …

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PETA Responds To Yesterday’s Post

PETA writes us today to ask that we look at their rebuttal to the Atlantic article I excerpted in yesterday’s post. Also from the Atlantic: PETA was floored by the title and tone of James McWilliams’ article about PETA’s euthanasia of some of the saddest dogs and cats in Virginia. While we appreciate that the editorial included some points on …

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PETA Kills Almost Every Animal It Gets

Pity the poor sea kitten that falls into PETA’s hands. The Atlantic has the horrible stats. In 2011, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) behaved in a regrettably consistent manner: it euthanized the overwhelming majority (PDF) of dogs and cats that it accepted into its shelters. Out of 760 dogs impounded, they killed 713, arranged for 19 to …

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