Tag Archives: penis

SOUTH AFRICA: Surgeons Announce World’s First Successful Penis Transplant

The Washington Post reports: In a nine-hour surgery, a South African medical team successfully transplanted the penis of a dead donor to a young man without one. Three months later, they say, the recipient, who lost his penis because of complications from a ritual circumcision, has a totally functional sexual organ. That makes him the first successful recipient of a …

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Double-Dicked Dude Writes A Book

Last year the man who reportedly has two ten-inch fully functional penises earned global headlines after he participated in an “Ask Me Anything” thread on Reddit where he revealed having had sex with hundreds of men and women. Now he’s written a book. From the Amazon description: He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered …

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Bill Donohue’s War On Christmas Penis

From the Catholic League: “Bill Donohue comments on a cross-shaped penis necklace made available for Christmas by designer Tom Ford: ‘When we learned of this item, I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual. I was right. He even thinks he’s married.'”

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On Germany’s Penis Enlargement Industry

Clip recap: Germany seems to be the penis enlargement capital of the world with about 20% of all enlargement surgeries occurring there. Many men are lured into surgery by the promise of a better sex life, but is the procedure to good to be true? We spoke to a former patient who said that while the surgery increased his size …

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Kegel Exercises With An Assist

Last week I got pitched to promote glow-in-the-dark underwear with a padded bottom. Oy. Today I got pitched on this possibly more useful product: The Private Gym, LLC announced today the release of its groundbreaking, innovative fitness program, Private Gym, the first FDA approved exercise program that strengthens the muscles supporting and controlling the penis. In less than 10 minutes …

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Scientists To Test Lab-Grown Penises

Via the Guardian: Penises grown in laboratories could soon be tested on men by scientists developing technology to help people with congenital abnormalities, or who have undergone surgery for aggressive cancer or suffered traumatic injury. Researchers at the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, are assessing engineered penises for safety, function and durability. They hope to …

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Headline Of The Day

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Viral Video Of The Day

1.3M views in the first day.

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Headline Of The Day

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Jon Hamm: Stop Talking About My Penis

“Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your dick? I can’t believe I’m still talking about this. But I’ve worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I’m painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It’s become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open …

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“Intactivists” Protest At White House

Teabaggers mocked the protest on Twitter with “No Blood For Mohel!” I confess, I snickered.

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Fox TV Apology Of The Day

Deadspin has the apology: While reporting breaking news about the crash of the KOMO-TV helicopter in Seattle, FOX31 Denver accidentally broadcast an offensive photo while scrolling live through a Twitter feed of pictures from the crash scene. The photo was mistakenly broadcast by our control room. It did not come from the tablet many viewers saw being used by one …

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The 2014 Ford Canyonero

Source. (Tipped by JMG reader Jeff)

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Caption This

(Via JMG reader David)

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Can A Penis Unlock An iPhone?

If it can be done with a cat’s paw and with a human nipple, why not see if it works with a penis? According to Manhunt, it does. All the usual “hey, this link might get you fired” warnings apply. Especially for the video. And the animated gif.

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TRAILER: Unhung Hero

A “cockumentary” that asks, “Does size matter?” Including an appearance by Dan Savage. (Tipped by JMG reader TeeJay)

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PETA: Chicken Causes Small Penises

PETA wrote to the organizers of this weekend’s National Chicken Wing Festival in Buffalo, New York: Dear Mr. Cerza: You may remember hearing from us a few years back, when we requested that you cancel the wing-eating competitions at the National Buffalo Wing Festival because of the cruelty inherent in poultry production. I’m reaching out again to ask you at …

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This Is An Ad For Something

Monica Cole, to the Batphone!

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The Most Cock-Obsessed Man In America

Check out Jeremy Hooper’s compilation of recent tweets from Bryan Fischer.

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