Tag Archives: Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson: I’m Am Sick At My Stomach That The NFL Supports LGBT Rights, It’s Ludicrous [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Pat Robertson once again expressed outrage over the NFL’s strong opposition to an anti-LGBT bill in Georgia today, telling “700 Club” viewers that the league’s stance has made him “sick at my stomach.” Yesterday, Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal vetoed the bill, which would have created broad protections for businesses that openly discriminate against …

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Pat Robertson: Homosexuals Are Incapable Of Knowing Love, That Only Comes From White Jesus [VIDEO]

“Robert chose the homosexual lifestyle because he craved attention from men. We have all these myths about homosexuality and he was just being used by people, they just wanted to take advantage and he didn’t know any better. He thought that what they were showing him was love when actually it was one form of lust. When he came free, …

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Donald Trump Promises Pat Robertson: I’ll Appoint SCOTUS Justices Just As Right-Wing As Scalia [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: While speaking today with televangelist Pat Robertson at Robertson’s Regent University, Trump specifically praised Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas, the two most conservative justices on the Supreme Court. “Justice Thomas doesn’t get enough credit,” Trump said. “He’s a wonderful man, he’s a wonderful guy.” After criticizing Chief Justice John Roberts as not being …

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Pat Robertson: God Told Me That I’ll Make Lots Of Money During Coming World Chaos [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today revealed that God Himself has told him that Saudi Arabia will burn during the coming world chaos. But Robertson assured viewers that his network and Regent University will nevertheless see a “year of prosperity” while, presumably, millions die. Watch below.

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Pat Robertson Defends Trump’s Muslim Ban [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today cited a bogus anti-Muslim poll in his defense of Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Robertson is also upset that Trump is being “excoriated” all over the world, even by virtually all top Republicans. Watch below.

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Pat Robertson: God Destroyed Sodom Over The Sin Of Pride Not Homosexuality [VIDEO]

Well this certainly won’t win Robertson any new fans in Teabagistan. Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson has frequently warned that victories for LGBT equality will turn America into the biblical city of Sodom and therefore bring about God’s judgment. That made it all the more surprising when “The 700 Club” host alluded today to Ezekiel …

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Pat Robertson: God Will Destroy America’s Financial Markets Over Sodomite Marriage [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson is ever so unhappy that “sodomy has been enshrined into the US Constitution.” But even more unhappy is the Lord Almighty His Damn Self, who is going to perform some dark magic on the financial markets to punish us: “Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other. I don’t want the wrath of God to …

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Pat Robertson: Gay Marriage Is Still Illegal [VIDEO]

Today Pat Robertson responding to a viewer question by telling his audience that same-sex marriage is still illegal because the Obergefell ruling only applies to the “couple of people” who brought the case. Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “In the legal system, party A sues party B over marriage, ‘I want to get married to them,’ …

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Perverted Homosexuals Won’t Stop Thrusting Their Abomination Poles Into Pat Robertson [VIDEO]

“The homosexuals don’t just want to be left alone, now they want to come out and stick it to the Christians. They have made it clear and it’s an organized thrust throughout this nation to force conformity. This used to be considered perversion, it used to be considered an abomination. The Bible says it’s an abomination, the Bible says it’s …

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Pat Robertson: It’s “Outrageous” For Gays To Bring Their Partners Home For Thanksgiving [VIDEO]

On today’s 700 Club, Pat Robertson responded to a viewer’s question about allowing her grandson to bring his partner home for Thanksgiving by comparing it bringing a stripper home for the holidays. For real. And what’s wrong with strippers, anyway? Watch below.

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Pat Robertson Can’t Explain Why God Hasn’t Healed Faith-Healer Pat Robertson [VIDEO]

On today’s 700 Club, a viewer asked Pat Robertson why he’s had to have multiple surgeries to heal his afflictions when he’s healed so many people himself right there over the teevee. Watch Robertson sputter and struggle to find an answer. Also, whoever produced today’s segment is SO fired.

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Today’s Faith-Healing By Pat Robertson [VIDEO]

On today’s 700 Club, Pat Robertson and his co-host healed a bunch of people right over the teevee. Among the maladies cured today “in the name of Jesus” were palsy, prostate disease, swollen lymph nodes, indigestion, and ligaments that are “stretched strangely.” Praise! Glory!

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Pat Robertson: Vindictive Gays Want To Persecute, Bankrupt, And Jail All Christians [VIDEO]

“What they want to do is persecute anybody who disagrees with them. They want those people bankrupted. They want those people put in jail. Is that what the left wants? The answer is ‘absolutely.’ It is vindictive now. We’re not talking about having rights from the ‘poor oppressed gays’. We’re talking about taking away the freedoms of everybody who disagree …

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Pat Robertson: How To Speak In Tongues [VIDEO]

During today’s viewer questions segment, Pat Robertson gave advice on how to “surrender to authority” in order to be able to speak in tongues. Robertson: “You’re saying ‘fill me, fill me, fill me’ – then in the fullness of your spirit comes an unutterable gushing and bahalla klaatu barada nikto mushu eep opp ork ah-ah Jesus!”

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Pat Robertson: Kim Davis Is A Tramp, But We’ll Take Our Christian Heroes Where We Can [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today acknowledged the now-famous past of Kim Davis, saying, “She’s not exactly that champion we’d all want to stand up for our beliefs but nevertheless she did it and she’s the heroine of the piece.” Robertson went on to declare that Christianity has now been criminalized in the United States and anybody who says they follow Jesus will …

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Pat Robertson On Kim Davis: Gays Want All Christians Thrown In Jail, Might As Well Get Used To It [VIDEO]

“So this whole thing is — putting her in jail and so forth — is nonsense. But it will happen and it’s just the beginning, it’s the warmup of this battle. And I want you to know right now, you’ve heard it here, the gays do not just want to be recognized, they do not want to be accepted, they …

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Pat Robertson: God Crashed The Stock Market Because Obama Supports Planned Parenthood [VIDEO]

Today’s stock market dive happened because the Obama administration backs Planned Parenthood, says Pat Robertson. “We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on. And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it …

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Robertson: Foreign Language Skills Won’t Be Needed In Heaven Because Angels Communicate Telepathically [VIDEO]

Robertson’s co-host suggests it still might be a good idea to brush up on your Hebrew, just in case. The above topic comes third in today’s viewer questions after Robertson dismisses a middle-age woman’s worry that she still thinks about a lesbian hook-up she had decades ago.

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Pat Robertson: Five Billion Humans On Earth Will Never Be Happy Because They Don’t Know Jesus [VIDEO]

Speaking on today’s episode of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared that nobody can ever be happy unless they are “happy in Jesus.” Which REALLY sucks for the planet’s five billion doomed-to-unending-sorrow not-knowing-Jesus non-Christians. But Robertson isn’t really worried about THOSE people, he’s worried about not-knowing-Jesus homosexuals, who he invited to call his switchboard for immediate salvation and therefore, happiness.

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Pat Robertson: I’m Not A Psychic But I’ve Faith-Healed Thousands And Thousands Of People [VIDEO]

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