Tag Archives: Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson Can’t Explain Why God Hasn’t Healed Faith-Healer Pat Robertson [VIDEO]

On today’s 700 Club, a viewer asked Pat Robertson why he’s had to have multiple surgeries to heal his afflictions when he’s healed so many people himself right there over the teevee. Watch Robertson sputter and struggle to find an answer. Also, whoever produced today’s segment is SO fired.

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Today’s Faith-Healing By Pat Robertson [VIDEO]

On today’s 700 Club, Pat Robertson and his co-host healed a bunch of people right over the teevee. Among the maladies cured today “in the name of Jesus” were palsy, prostate disease, swollen lymph nodes, indigestion, and ligaments that are “stretched strangely.” Praise! Glory!

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Pat Robertson: Vindictive Gays Want To Persecute, Bankrupt, And Jail All Christians [VIDEO]

“What they want to do is persecute anybody who disagrees with them. They want those people bankrupted. They want those people put in jail. Is that what the left wants? The answer is ‘absolutely.’ It is vindictive now. We’re not talking about having rights from the ‘poor oppressed gays’. We’re talking about taking away the freedoms of everybody who disagree …

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Pat Robertson: How To Speak In Tongues [VIDEO]

During today’s viewer questions segment, Pat Robertson gave advice on how to “surrender to authority” in order to be able to speak in tongues. Robertson: “You’re saying ‘fill me, fill me, fill me’ – then in the fullness of your spirit comes an unutterable gushing and bahalla klaatu barada nikto mushu eep opp ork ah-ah Jesus!”

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Pat Robertson: Kim Davis Is A Tramp, But We’ll Take Our Christian Heroes Where We Can [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today acknowledged the now-famous past of Kim Davis, saying, “She’s not exactly that champion we’d all want to stand up for our beliefs but nevertheless she did it and she’s the heroine of the piece.” Robertson went on to declare that Christianity has now been criminalized in the United States and anybody who says they follow Jesus will …

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Pat Robertson On Kim Davis: Gays Want All Christians Thrown In Jail, Might As Well Get Used To It [VIDEO]

“So this whole thing is — putting her in jail and so forth — is nonsense. But it will happen and it’s just the beginning, it’s the warmup of this battle. And I want you to know right now, you’ve heard it here, the gays do not just want to be recognized, they do not want to be accepted, they …

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Pat Robertson: God Crashed The Stock Market Because Obama Supports Planned Parenthood [VIDEO]

Today’s stock market dive happened because the Obama administration backs Planned Parenthood, says Pat Robertson. “We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on. And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it …

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Robertson: Foreign Language Skills Won’t Be Needed In Heaven Because Angels Communicate Telepathically [VIDEO]

Robertson’s co-host suggests it still might be a good idea to brush up on your Hebrew, just in case. The above topic comes third in today’s viewer questions after Robertson dismisses a middle-age woman’s worry that she still thinks about a lesbian hook-up she had decades ago.

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Pat Robertson: Five Billion Humans On Earth Will Never Be Happy Because They Don’t Know Jesus [VIDEO]

Speaking on today’s episode of The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared that nobody can ever be happy unless they are “happy in Jesus.” Which REALLY sucks for the planet’s five billion doomed-to-unending-sorrow not-knowing-Jesus non-Christians. But Robertson isn’t really worried about THOSE people, he’s worried about not-knowing-Jesus homosexuals, who he invited to call his switchboard for immediate salvation and therefore, happiness.

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Pat Robertson: I’m Not A Psychic But I’ve Faith-Healed Thousands And Thousands Of People [VIDEO]

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Pat Robertson: Leviticus Doesn’t Apply To Christians [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Pat Robertson regularly cites the Book of Leviticus as proof that homosexuality is a grave and evil offense, doing so as recent as Monday. But it seems that homosexuality may be the only area in which Robertson still thinks Old Testament admonitions still apply. The host of “The 700 Club,” who has …

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Pat Robertson: Gays And Everybody Who Accepts Them Are Totally Going To Hell [VIDEO]

Right Wing Watch: Today on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson railed against a church with a gay pastor, saying that gay Christians and Christians who support gay rights are defying the Bible. “To have a church saying [homosexuality] is not a sin, it’s okay, they’re leading people down the road to perdition,” he told a viewer who had recently attended …

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Pat Robertson: Gays Could Totally Become Straight If They Would Just Butch Up

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Pat Robertson: Why Doesn’t God Just Kill The Supreme Court Justices?

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Robertson: Obama Should Listen To His “Fellow Africans” And Ban Homosexuality

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I Bind You, Nancy

The first question Pat Robertson fields from an alleged viewer today involves the proper way to cast out a demon who keeps coming back and coming back.  Somehow Robertson doesn’t mention Trump by name.

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Pat Robertson: Watching Porn Totally Gives Demons Permission To Possess You

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A Special Message From Pat Robertson

(Via Christian Nightmares)

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Pat Robertson: Gay Men Want Your Kids

The viewer who submitted the above question didn’t say how old her son is, just that he lives with her. But that instantly makes the other man a pedophile according to loony tunes Pat Robertson.

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Pat Robertson: Exorcism Totally Works

But just don’t SING to those demons.

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