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“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Limbaugh. Your lives are not worth those of the lowest, meanest, poorest of those victims still lying under that rubble in Haiti tonight. You serve no good, you serve no god. You inspire only stupidity and hatred, and I would wish you to hell, but knowing how empty your souls must be for you to be able …

Right on schedule, Pat Robertson blames a horrific natural disaster on God’s wrath. Because the Haitians are devil worshipers. God loves you so much, he’s going to kill the fuck out of you to prove it.

God’s annual New Year’s message to Pat Robertson is in. But this time Sky Santa had “nothing specific” to reveal. Oh, except that gays are perverted abominations. Robertson said God won’t bless an America that institutionalizes homosexual rights and abortion while prohibiting prayer and Bible reading in public schools. “How can we pray for his blessing when we have that …

Pat Robertson flat out lies to his audience on The 700 Club. Again. Via Crooks & Liars: His basis for opposing the law, however, is completely detached from reality. For instance, Robertson argues: Robertson: You know, there’s a law – what about a law that says it’s a federal crime to attack somebody because of his religious beliefs? Not a …

“Boys are ‘made homosexual,’ [Pat] Robertson says, ‘because of a coach or a guidance counselor or some other male figure… abused them.’ As a thought experiment let’s concede the point: homosexuals are made, not born (with the exception of the few of us with ‘biological problems’). Who do you suppose is making homosexuals out of kids from fundamentalist Christian homes? …

(Via – Media Matters)

Pat Robertson famously predicted that hate crime legislation would legalize sex with ducks. Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci respond. I predict you’ll be singing this to yourself later today. Very catchy. (Via Louise @ Pam’s House Blend)

And meanwhile he continues to swindle little old ladies out of their social security checks so he can buy more diamond mines and oil refineries.

Anti-gay televangelist Pat Robertson is being sued by SunTrust bank for $3.6M because he refuses to reimburse them for costs incurred when the bank backed his ill-fated purchase of a Los Angeles oil refinery. SunTrust said one of its predecessor banks, Richmond-based Crestar, provided a letter of credit to Golden West Refining Co. in Santa Fe Springs, Calif., in 1998 …

The best bit is hearing Pat Robertson say “dumb bitch” on the air. “I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments, but rather by means of good works, as is proper for women making a claim to godliness. A woman must quietly receive instruction with …

Pat Robertson has had his annual sit-down with God this week and here’s what he said the FSM whispered in his ear about 2009. -Obama will lead the nation into socialism and we’ll be happy to follow.-The world will condemn Israel, but they’ll survive. (A safe bet.)-The economy will recover, but there will be hyperinflation, the dollar will dive “dramatically”, …

Gay activist Tim Gill has got the Christian right positively shaking in their pews. Gill, the wealthy founder of software giant Quark who was recently named the fifth most influential gay person in America by Out Magazine, was “exposed” by Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcast Network this week as the “stealth” activist behind many recent advances for the LGBT movement in …

Remember last year when Pat Robertson said that Jeebus told him that a terrorist attack on the U.S. involving a nuclear weapon would occur in 2007? Now he says, “All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us.” Whew! That was close! According to Robertson’s latest chat with the Flying …