Tag Archives: Pat Robertson

And he’d feel SO much better if you’d send him your Social Security check. Jeebus needs another private jetliner! Glory! Praise!

Another WTF clip from our pals at Right Wing Watch.

And yet as an evolution denier, he refuses to allow that the same thing happened 65 million years ago. UPDATE: Hang on, he DOES mention the dinosaurs/asteroid thing at 1:20 mark, which I didn’t even hear the first time. Does Robertson now acknowledge that the world isn’t 5000 years old?

A federal judge has rejected a lawsuit filed by Pat Robertson which was intended to allow people to exempt themselves from buying health insurance because God is going to cure all their illnesses. Three of the plaintiffs — Margaret Peggy Lee Mead of Hillsborough, N.C., Charles Edward Lee of San Antonio and Susan Seven-Sky of West Harrison, N.Y. — are …

At the Catch The Fire conference in Virginia Beach, Pat Robertson invited people to declare what they need healed. “I got a dead baby, I want you to bring him back to life again. Whatever you need!” The most dramatic “healing” seems to be the woman who can once again taste her Dentyne.

Wait, WHAT?

From voiceover artist DC Douglas. Brilliant.

Pat Robertson’s legal foundation filed a lawsuit in New York state court yesterday in an attempt to overturn the city’s approval of the plan to build a mosque on a site near Ground Zero. The American Center for Law and Justice says it filed a petition Wednesday challenging a city panel’s decision to let developers tear down a building to …

UPDATE: The 700 Club has replaced the original clip to include an interview with Slaggie Gilamonster. The new clip makes no mention of a constitutional amendment.

Pat Robertson offers advice to a woman who says her husband is too flirty: First thing is you need to make yourself as attractive as possible and don’t hassle him about it. And why is he doing this? Well, he’s doing it because he wants affirmation that he is still a man, that he is attractive — and he gets …

Bible on the bottom, bible on the top, the 700 Club in between. The man in the photo is the son of Robertson’s lawyer, Jay Sekulow, who runs the anti-gay American Center for Law & Justice.

According to the former president of Liberia, televangelist Pat Robertson traded gold mine concessions there in return for lobbying the Bush administration on his behalf. The revelations came in the midst of Taylor’s U.N.-backed trial on 11 counts of committing war crimes and crimes against humanity during Sierra Leone’s 1990s civil war. Taylor is accused of directing a Sierra Leonean …

On the floor of Congress yesterday, Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) called out the Christian right for the comments about Haiti and asked Pat Robertson, “What about your own pact with the devil? How’s that worked out for you?” Classic Grayson!

(Tipped by JMG reader Jeff in FTL)

Your very own Pat Robertson voodoo doll, complete with Bible and money bag, is now up for auction on eBay. Proceeds go to the Haiti relief effort. (Via – Americablog)

You’d think that after all the outrage that rained down on Pat Robertson from the left AND the right (even the Freepers were pissed), we’d see some kind of waffly, half-assed, non-apology apology from the Christian Broadcast Network. Not so. On today’s The 700 Club, during a segment about the devastation, suffering and humanitarian effort that is needed in Haiti, …

“What exactly did Pat [Roberston] say that was so terribly egregious? First he retold a very familiar story about the history of Haiti about a pact that was made by its revolutionary leaders. In exchange for help in throwing out the French Haiti would serve satan. Some have disputed this ever happened. But what is indisputable is Haiti’s history ever …