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Tweets Of The Day – El Paso News 9

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Romney’s New iPhone App

God bless Amercia! UPDATE: There’s a Tumblr already.

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Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And
You’ll See My Husband Isn’t Stiff

Let the Viagra jokes begin. Ann Romney’s remarks came during an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, “And one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and I’ve seen him in casual conversation-He comes off very smooth and okay. But sometimes he comes off stiff. Do you …

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NY Times Busted In Spam Claim

The New York Post is slamming the Times this morning after the Grey Lady accidentally sent a discount offer to over eight million subscribers then later claimed that the message was actually sent by spammers. “The e-mail is SPAM and was not sent from The New York Times. We are alerting subscribers immediately,” the paper told reporters by e-mail at …

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Today’s Holiday Tip

While preparing a package of presents for the niece and nephew, don’t leave for the post office before making sure that a recently purchased box of condoms didn’t fall into the box. This is important.

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Unmanned Queen

The Queen Of Hearts paddle-boat is usually moored at a West Village pier in between excursions hauling hundreds of partying homos around the New York harbor. But yesterday NY Waterway cops found the unmanned Queen bumping ashore near Weehawken, New Jersey. “Did you tie up the boat?” “Totally. Let’s see who’s at the Eagle.” (I think the homo cruises are …

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I Just Got Fired By AOL News

In their “11 Famous Politically Correct Firings” story, AOL News names me as the person canned from Sen. Saxby Chambliss’ staff for writing anti-gay hate speech on some homo blog. Oh well, there are worse things about me on the internet. UPDATED: AOL News has updated the story with a correction (misspelling my name, which they got right when I …

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Senator Senior Name

I just got an email from the DNC’s Organizing For America asking if I would send a thank you letter to Senator Senior Name for standing up to Wall Street. It concludes, “Please show Sen. Name that support for reform isn’t going unnoticed.” I’ll wait to see how Sen. Name votes on DADT.

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Major Embarrassment For CNN

OMFG. Faces are red at CNN today after the network played a rap song containing the word “nigga” during a human interest piece about an elderly black woman who still drives her car at the age of 103. The network returned minutes later to offer an apology. My guess is that the producer who selected Coolio’s Fantastic Voyage had only …

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Joe Biden Drops The F-Bomb

Barely heard over the applause, Joe Biden introduces the president and says to him, “This is a BIG fuckin’ deal.” UPDATE: Fox News reacts.

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RNC’s Oopsie: Leaving Their Entire Fundraising Plan Behind In A Florida Hotel

Who needs Watergate? The Republican National Committee is furiously backpedaling after their offensive and crude fundraising strategy presentation was accidentally left behind following a $2500/head event in Boca Raton, Florida. The strategy was detailed in a confidential party fundraising presentation, obtained by POLITICO, which also outlines how “ego-driven” wealthy donors can be tapped with offers of access and “tchochkes.” The …

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