Tag Archives: nuts

Drag Queens Are Sent By Satan

“In the name of entertainment and jest Satan has caused many to buy a whole lot of wickedness, he’s made great inroads in the name of entertaining us and people flock out because there are those, and I’m talking about good hearted people, they flock out because they love Madea, they love the Tyler Perry movies that feature Madea, but …

Read More »

Leftist Gays Are Poisoning His Cocktails!

“I’ve become a pariah in Boystown not just for my support of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party and my opposition to Barack Obama and the Left, but mainly for my insistence that it’s childish and flat-out wrong for the ‘gay community’ to direct hatred at Christians for refusing to allow the word ‘marriage’ to be redefined as something this …

Read More »

Troubled By Witchcraft? Mermaid Spirits? Financial Impotence? Jesus Can Cure You!

Nigeria’s “witch hunter” and Holy Appointee of Jesus is coming to Houston for a “12 day marathon of deliverance” where she’ll cure you of mermaids, voodoo, spells, and ALL those chronic and incurable diseases. Praise! Glory! Donate!

Read More »

Cindy Jacobs: God Is Going To Send A Blizzard To Wipe Out Gay Rights

Read More »

Harry Jackson & Cindy Jacobs Speak In Tongues Against Gay Perversion

The demon of same-sex marriage is hovering over Maryland. THEY’VE SEEN HER, people.

Read More »

Trump: I’m Ready For A Third Party Run

“I do have my ducks in line if I want to do it, but I’d love to see the Republicans pick somebody that was going to win and take over this country and frankly, to use the expression, make America great again.I think when somebody like Ron Paul gets such a large percentage of the vote potentially, I look at …

Read More »

God Is Killing Birds Again

When it happened last year, Cindy Jacobs said that God was expressing his disgust over the repeal of DADT. This turkey says the dead birds are “the word of God” letting us know that the End Times are truly upon us.

Read More »

The End Times Will Bring Zombies

And aliens too!

Read More »

Quote Of The Day – Pamela Geller

“Why did Anderson Cooper cancel my appearance and instead victimize Melanie Oberg, subjecting her to the scorn and derision of a subjective audience, not to mention that of the notoriously Islamophilic Cooper (whose enthusiasm for Islamic supremacism confounds me: as a gay man he should stand shoulder-to-shoulder with anti-Shariah activists). Why did Anderson Cooper have room for only one person …

Read More »

Email Of The Day – Eugene Delguadio

“Dear Joe, I’ve been putting off sending you this message for a while because I didn’t want to worry you. But late one night while sorting through pro-family petitions from supporters like you a thug crept in through a door, threw a blanket over my head and pummeled me with a rock. Thankfully, one of my volunteers heard when I …

Read More »

Typing In Tongues

Televangelist and self-proclaimed prophetress Juanita Bynum has raised the ire of some fellow Pentacostals by “typing in tongues” on her Facebook page. However thousands of supportive commenters are lauding Bynum for allowing the “weight of the Holy Spirit” to land on her laptop. SRSLY.

Read More »

Sen. Rand Paul Quotes Ayn Rand In Speech Against Environmentalists

Because energy efficient lightbulbs are proof that we’re being crushed beneath the heels of the oppressive collective. Or something.

Read More »

Moral Majority Founder Tells Huckabee: Obama Is Hastening The End Times

(Via – Right Wing Watch)

Read More »

Teabagger John Dennis: Nancy Pelosi Is The Wicked Witch Of The West

John Dennis wants to abolish the Department of Education, the Department of Agriculture, and the Department of Commerce. Because we can’t let non-Christians brainwash our kids or let the federal government have any oversight of the food supply or business. He also wants to throw a bucket of water on Nancy Pelosi. Does he really want to be Dorothy in …

Read More »

Today In Teabagger Videos

Oh brother. Sample YouTube comment: “If it survives, one day this will be rated amongst the greatest paintings of all time. That won’t happen until the beginning of the Millennial kingdom era but it will happen. Until then, works of art such as this with only be received by a minority of Christian thinkers. I personally believe Christ will have …

Read More »

Maddow On Nutjob Christine O’Donnell

I missed posting this yesterday, but on Tuesday night Rachel Maddow laid into Christine “No Jerking Off” O’Donnell, the teabagger Senate candidate from Delaware.

Read More »

Sovereign Citizens

Today the Southern Poverty Law Center issues a report on the growing “sovereign citizen” movement, a growing group of about 300,000 Americans who declare themselves completely exempt from the laws and controls of all governments, local, state and federal. They call themselves sovereign citizens, U.S. residents who declare themselves above state and federal laws. Many don’t register children’s births, carry …

Read More »

Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says the president should have “commandeered” private boats to help fight the oil spill. This, from the woman who has been screaming that the federal government has taken over private industry.

Read More »

Orly Taitz Meltdown!!!

You can’t watch and yet you can’t look away as birther loon Orly Taitz goes nuts. RELATED: The Washington Independent thinks they’ve found the original Kenyan document that may have been altered to show Barack Obama’s name.

Read More »

Arkansas Pol: The Homeless Are Criminals And Homosexuals

Little Rock, Arkansas city director Erma Hendrix doesn’t want a homeless shelter in her district. Because the homeless are criminals and homosexuals. And criminally homosexual. Or something. City Director Erma Hendrix has long seemed a few bricks shy (memorably, she stooged for G.W. Bush in his road show to privatize Social Security), but she seemingly outdid herself this week by …

Read More »