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Quote Of The Day – NOM Marcher Morton

“They’re not born with it, you know. If anybody opens the back door unnaturally from outside, you end up having open-door syndrome. You can’t close the door. Anal sex harms [gays]. It reduces their life by, on average, 25 years—anal or oral sex. Uh, it also has an impact—a strong impact [on women]. I’m not certain the exact statistics there.” …

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World Net Daily: President Obama Must Be Overthrown Because Ted Cruz

“The time has come to mass in Washington, D.C., on Nov. 19, and to engage in peaceful civil disobedience, Ghandi and Martin Luther King style, to finally force Obama to resign the presidency and leave office immediately – or else face the music for his recent conviction for election fraud and other crimes. This week, with the failure of Sen. …

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And Teabagistan Goes Insane

Two Bills, one selfie. Already having fun at #CGI2013 MT @BillGates A @billclinton selfie as we sat down to talk http://t.co/iK4Y7tGFIY — Bill Clinton (@billclinton) September 24, 2013 According to Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy site, the above tweet posted today by Bill Clinton is an obvious and filthy reference to the “scat-fetish porn flick 2 Girls, 1 Cup.” Seriously! And they …

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The “Ex-Gays” Need A Theme Song!

From the new “ex-gay” group founded by Christopher Doyle and Moonie Richard “Tennis Racket” Cohen: Create your own music video! Amateurs or professionals can enter. Video should be 3-5 min. in length. Winner selected based on original song content, appeal and professionalism. Winner debuts their music video LIVE at the First Ex-Gay Pride Month Celebration in Washington, DC. Deadline to …

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Sin Causes Misspellings

Virginia GOP lieutenant governor nominee E.W. Jackson believes that sin causes birth defects and that yoga is based in Satanism. What he apparently does not believe is that self-published books should have correctly spelled titles.

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Your Gay Brain Can Be Rewired

“The good news is, at least with the people that I’ve seen, not a lot of people, when the healing takes place those areas of the brain that were showing the homosexuality show heterosexuality. I have had several people who when I looked at them I couldn’t tell the difference between a heterosexual who never was homosexual and them, which …

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Gays Caused The Frankenstorm

“Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans! Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991.  America has been under God’s judgment since this event. Both …

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Satan Wrote The “Ex-Gay” Ban

“When he signed the bill on Saturday, the liberal governor said change therapy would ‘now be relegated to the dustbin of quackery.’ Really? Since when is helping a confused teenager under assault by powers of this dark world a dustbin of quackery? I don’t believe kids are born gay. I don’t have all the answers, but I believe there’s a …

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons Plan 8000 Rosary Rallies To Stop Gay Marriage

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition Family & Property say they will hold 8000 rallies nationwide in October when they will pray to the BVM to stop same-sex marriage. Via press release: “Trust in human solutions is fading. That’s why people are turning to God and His Blessed Mother for courage and hope. The need for conversion, prayer and penance …

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Christians Must Vote For Christians, Part 3

“With five straight years of $1 Trillion-plus deficits to the anti-God mayor of Boston discriminating against successful Christian businesses like Chik-Fil-A for standing up for God’s definition of marriage, these are reasons for every American to affirm our covenant with God. George Washington, John Adams and John Jay made the USA’s Christian laws based on the Holy Bible. Americans can’t …

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Michelle Duggar: Overpopulation Is A Lie

“Because really, the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville. So if you realize that aspect of it, you realize that we’re nowhere near being overpopulated. We’ve had other countries coming to our doorstep, asking us to please let their people know that they need to have …

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Just In From Pastor Jazz Hands

“Mitt Romney is a Mormon and Barak Obama is a Muslim or something else-but definitely not a Christian. Romney believes in another Jesus, not the Biblical Jesus. Romney’s Jesus is a created being, the spirit brother of Lucifer. Romney thinks he will become a God. Christians consider this evil. Jesus is the second Person of the Godhead — God eternal. …

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Christians To “Cry” For Filthy Hollywood

On Thursday thousands of Christians will gather in a Los Angeles amphitheater to “cry” for the festering immoral cesspool that Hollywood has become. “The whole heart of the day is to pray … to fast … to worship, and to believe God [will] move in the heart of entertainment media in a way that will impact the whole nation and …

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God Hates Mormons

“Jesus is God eternal, but Mormons think Jesus is a created being, the spirit brother of Lucifer. Many of our nation’s problems are because of people-pleasing pastors. Unless Franklin Graham, Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson and others repent for disobeying Scripture and telling Christians its ‘ok’ to vote for Mormons, how can God bless America? Our sins are the ‘root’ issue …

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