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Clip recap: “Molested as a child and unloved by her father, Velkis was tormented by rejection and abuse. This exorcism was a physical workout for all involved. Watch the end for the surprising name of the chief demon.”

Right there over the tee-vee!

NPR opens this story by declaring that it’s not an April Fool’s joke. President Vladimir Putin’s annexation of Crimea is reigniting talk in Russia of taking back Alaska from the United States, which purchased the territory from a czar for $7.2 million nearly a century and a half ago. Most of the talk is tongue-in-cheek, but comes at a time …

Oh brother.

World Net Daily is promoting a study by a UCLA graduate student which claims that Democratic female members of the U.S. House tend to look butch compared to their delicate feminine GOP counterparts. “Female politicians with stereotypically feminine facial features are more likely to be Republican than Democrat, and the correlation increases the more conservative the lawmaker’s voting record,” said …

Portly hypocrite Matt Barber continuously bashes people for not adhering to scripture. And yet he lives.

“A lot of the studies have shown that homosexual activities and tendencies and desires and so forth often come from a deep pathology within the home and oftentimes that is traced to a lack of a proper role model. That lack of a proper role model can be on both extremes, it can be on one end the tyrant, which …

I actually see Cher, but whatevs crazy lady.

God’s Gentle People have re-translated the Bible to make it more clear that homosexual tops are just as damned as “passive” participants in man-on-man sex. “Debates among Christians about the teaching of the Bible on homosexuality over the last twenty years sparked considerable scholarly interest in relevant words and texts,” said Moo in an interview with The Christian Post. “This …

“For society, and a majority of our society, to be asked by a very small minority to change its ways — and everybody can interpret that for themselves; that can be constitutional, that can be by law, that can be by faith — the homosexual community wants to go and start its own churches and get married, they’re free to …

Now on sale at Ark Discovery: Brimstone samples from our search of the cities of the plain can be yours. Comes in an attractive 12″ x 8″ display case with glass top. A great conversation starter at your church, home, or office. These are available for a limited time. $150 for a medium size sample of brimstone, at least 1/2 …

In what feels like a rerun of this JMG post about an earlier attack on Dan Savage’s It Gets Better Project, today blogger Renee Martin announces that Savage is unworthy of an MTV show. Because he’s only interested in the civil rights of people who look just him. Or something. Simply because Savage is a gay man, does not mean …

At almost the moment that Dan Savage shared his idea for helping LGBT youth, I began pondering the inevitable backlash from the queer theorists who relish attacking any project (no matter how innovative, effective, or sincere) merely because it came from a member of the “patriarchal ageist classist gay white cis-male privileged ruling class.” I’ve read a few such predictable …

A nurse in Florida has been fired and told he can no longer work in his profession because his employers discovered that he was busted for “promoting a lewd performance.” That horrific act? Working as the drag queen emcee of a wet jockey shorts contest 34 years ago. From South Florida Gay News: For the past 15 years, Ray Fetcho …

Hydrogen bomb. Time travel. Satan. Smoke Monster. Death by impaling. Body switching. Gunshot. Gunshot. Magic sand. Alternate universe. More Satan. Magic water. Resurrection. Satan.

The winners…..Best Motion Picture – Drama “Avatar”Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side” Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart” Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical “The Hangover” Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical Meryl …

I can’t post any of the photos here, but you might want to wander over to Gawker and see what kind of shenanigans the private security company hired to protect the U.S. embassy in Kabul are getting up to. Wonder what it’s like to guard State Department facilities in Kabul? In photos first published by Gawker, security contractors get their …

Obfuscation Olympics gold medalist Sarah Palin demonstrates her amazing prowess. To thunderous applause, Palin asks the media, “How about in honor of our soldiers, you quit makin’ things up?”