Tag Archives: Mitt Romney

Mittens: I Like Firing People

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Romney Spox Denies Gay Pride Flyer

“I don’t know where those pink flyers came from. I was the communications director on the 2002 campaign. I don’t know who distributed them. I never saw them and I was the communications director. I never saw them and I never approved them. I’m not quite sure where they came from.” – Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom on the above flyer, …

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DNC Vs Romney: Mitt’s Bogus Math

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Mitt Romney: I Oppose Same-Sex Marriage But Do Not Discriminate Against Gays

At this morning’s GOP debate, the moderator tried to trip up Mitt Romney by quoting his 1994 pro-gay comment to Boston’s Bay Windows, a statement which is still denounced today by the anti-gay industry. Romney opened by restating his opposition to same-sex marriage, then launched into a vow of non-discrimination in other areas. Think Progress blogger Zack Ford reacted.RELATED: Immediately …

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Wingnuts Pray For A “Not-Romney”

“There are some conservatives that have committed their support to Newt Gingrich; there are some that continue to stand with Rick Perry because he’s got a good record and he’s a likable guy — he just hasn’t done well. But increasingly, more and more are looking at Rick Santorum as the most viable candidate.” – Family Research Council president Tony …

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TRAILER: Brokeback Romney

Low-hanging fruit and all that.

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HomoQuotable – Jimmy LaSalvia

“Ann Coulter, the honorary chair of GOProud’s Advisory Council, is rarely wrong — and when it comes to the 2012 Republican nomination, she is spot on: If conservatives want to defeat Barack Obama, then it is time to rally around former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. [snip] Not only do I believe Mitt Romney should be the nominee, in the wake …

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Concerned Women Are Concernstipated That Romney Will Be The GOP Nominee

“Many of my Concerned Women for America Legislative Action Committee members respect Mitt’s savvy business skills, but they are having a hard time wrapping their minds around him as a whole package. They can’t ignore that it was the former Massachusetts governor who championed health care reform that cost the state $4.3 billion and 18,000 jobs. Nor can they ignore …

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DNC To McCain: Which Mitt?

The DNC uses McCain’s own words against him.

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Screenshot Of The Day

I tried myself just now, but I just got Domino’s Pizza. Also funny.

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Gingrich: Mittens Totally Sucks

No more negative ads! Oh, wait.

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McCain To Endorse Romney

Failed 2008 GOP presidential candidate John McCain will today endorse failed 2008 GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney. The endorsement is a signal by the party’s one-time standard-bearer that Republicans should start falling in line behind the former Massachusetts governor, The Associated Press said. On Tuesday, Romney defended his conservative credentials, partly by contrasting his beliefs to McCain’s. “Perhaps people forget …

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IOWA: Jingoistic Pandering Makes Me Wanna Hurl Red, White, And Bleuughh

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IOWA CAUCUS: Frothy Mix Surges From Behind To Squirt Into Tie With Romney

The closest Iowa caucus in history. In terms of delegates, it was a tie, but the emotional win goes to underdog Frothy Mix.

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Mittens Laughs At Mic-Checkers

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Top Ten Reasons For Gays To Vote GOP

A snippet from the Boston Globe’s sarcastic piece: Michele Bachmann’s husband might be gay.This is quite a stretch, but at least some people’s gaydar is going off when it comes to the lisping Dr. Marcus Bachmann. This may seem particularly odd since the unlicensed therapist offers “reparative therapy,” which allegedly helps homosexuals move toward a heterosexual orientation. But that may …

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Romney: Bring Ads To PBS

That’ll solve everything!

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Wingnut Rabbis Denounce Mitt Romney For Trying To “Homosexualize” America

Rabbi Yehuda Levin is the douchebag that blamed the murder of an eight year-old boy on God’s anger at the passage of same-sex marriage in New York.

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DNC Vs. Mittens

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Romney: Cutting Welfare Won’t Hurt Poor

Zillionaire Mitt Romney is a man of the people, a common man, somebody who knows how tough things are for the poor. Fox host Chris Wallace pressed Romney on his support for the Ryan budget, suggesting that Ryan’s plans to eliminate $700 billion in aid to states, including $127 billion in food stamps, would make Romney vulnerable to Democratic attacks …

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