Tag Archives: Minnesota

Red-Caped Catholic Loons Visit Minnesota

In keeping with their tradition, the red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, and Property stationed themselves on a street corner so that they can film themselves being OPPRESSED by passersby who object their campaign to install a Catholic theocratic government. In this installment, which was filmed in Minnesota, they even staged a scene with a guy wearing a holstered gun …

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Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 36

If you ban gay marriage, your state’s economy will improve.

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NOM: Marriage Is From God Only And Pastors Better Not Ever Forget That

A training video by NOM’s Minnesota branch.(Via Good As You)

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How To Defend Traditional Marriage

Instructions from NOM’s branch in Minnesota.

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New Campaign Launches To Support Marriage Equality In Four States

Those four states, of course, are the ones with the issue on their November ballots. Visit The Four 2012 for information on helping.

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Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 35

Same-sex marriage and opposite marriage cannot coexist become it will cause a worm hole in the universe and we’ll all be sucked into a vortex where time and space do not exist. Or something.

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MINNESOTA: Archbishop Sends Letter Demanding Vote For Marriage Ban

“Our effort to support God’s unchanging plan for marriage is not a campaign against anyone, but rather a positive effort to promote the truth about marriage as a union between one man and one woman. But the reality is that marriage is not ours to redefine, just as another human life is not ours to take. God is both the …

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MINNESOTA: State Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Hate Group On Ballot Wording

Minnesota’s branch of NOM has won a state Supreme Court battle to overturn the gay-friendlier wording of the same-sex marriage ban question on November’s ballot. The suit was brought by Minnesota For Marriage and 15 GOP members of the state legislature. The Republican-controlled Legislature won a pair of battles over proposed constitutional amendments before the Minnesota Supreme Court on Monday. …

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Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 33

Same-sex marriage is inherently anti-child. Of course.

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Church Sign Of The Day

At the Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church in Warren, Minnesota. NOM is making hay of this on Facebook. Fishy, yes?

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Cheerios Arsonist Dies

Just two weeks after his crime became the laughingstock of the internet, Cheerios arsonist and street preacher Michael Leisner has died. The cause has not been disclosed. Leisner posted video of his act online, with it showing him scrambling to stomp out the flames before he hurriedly instructs his off-camera friends to get in the car. The video made its …

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Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 32

Minnesota must ban gay marriage or else the conversation about gay marriage cannot continue. Or something.

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MINNESOTA: Obama Opponent Murders Cat, Secret Service Investigating

The Secret Service is investigating after a cat was found burned to death and propped up next to an Obama campaign yard sign. The display was found near a Minneapolis polling location for today’s local primaries. A threat to President Obama in the form of a burned cat staked to a tree stump drew officers from several city and federal …

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Email Of The Day – Crazy Eyes

“Fellow Conservative, I need your immediate attention. This is so important I didn’t even take the time to format this email. The DCCC (the Democrat’s top campaign operation) just released the names of races they are targeting funds for in 2012 as part of their national ‘Red to Blue’ campaign to take back the majority in the House of Representatives. …

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New From Minnesota’s Good Guys

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Colbert On The Cheerios Arsonist

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Minnesota’s Cheerios Arsonist Is Fired

One day after the Smoking Gun outed real estate agent and Christian radio preacher Michael Leisner as the anti-gay activist who had set fire to the front lawn of General Mills, Greater Midwest Properties began emailing the below response to complaints left on their contact page. Thank you for your comment. Greater Midwest Properties does not condone or support the …

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Two Minutes Of Minnesota Hate, Vol. 31

Gay marriage will result to straight marriages falling apart and children will be hurled into poverty.

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The Smoking Gun Identifies The Minnesota Man Who Set Fire To General Mills’ Lawn

The Smoking Gun has identified the douchebag who set fire to a box of Cheerios outside the Minnesota headquarters of General Mills. Flaming cereal bits then ignited the company’s lawn and the man and his giggling accomplices fled. The gay marriage opponent seen in a viral video accidentally setting a fire outside the General Mills headquarters is a Minnesota real …

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Human Rights Campaign Donates $1M To Fight Marriage Referenda In Four States

Politico has the details: The HRC funds, which are being unveiled Monday, are $250,000 apiece for Maine, Washington, Maryland and Minnesota, all of which have ballot measures in November on gay marriage. Officials said there will be more spending coming, and that it makes the total spent by HRC in 2011 and 2012 on marriage-related efforts to $4.8 million. “These …

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