Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

Crazy Eyes: Obama Wants To Flood Nation With Democrats Via Immigration

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Human Rights Campaign Inducts 19 Members Of Congress Into Hall Of Shame

The Human Rights Campaign today announced the induction of 19 member of Congress into its Hall Of Shame for anti-LGBT actions. “If you want to understand why LGBT equality has hit a roadblock in Congress, you don’t need to look any further than these leaders of anti-LGBT obstruction and animus,” said David Stacy, HRC’s Government Affairs Director. “These members go …

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Tweet Of The Day – Crazy Eyes

(Tipped by JMG reader Lynda)

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Bachmann Walks Back Marriage Comment

During the FRC’s hate summit, soon-to-be former Rep. Michele Bachmann told Michelangelo Signorile that gay marriage is no longer an issue, adding, “In fact, it’s boring.” After being called out by fellow wingnuts like Bryan Fischer, Crazy Eyes is walking back that comment. Via World Net Daily: “What I said is that this won’t be the issue that drives the …

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Tweet Of The Day – Michelangelo Signorile

Michelle Bachmann just told me re: gay marriage, “it’s not an issue anymore,” runs off,adds, ‘In fact it’s boring.’ #ValuesVoterSummit — Mike Signorile (@MSignorile) September 26, 2014

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Crazy Eyes: Schlafly Ended The Cold War

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Final FRC Hate Summit Roster

After yesterday’s addition of Sarah Palin, the Family Research Council dropped about a dozen crackpots and deleted their “invited but unconfirmed” names from its Values Voters Summit speakers roster. In addition to the confirmed fuckweasels above, Maggie Gallagher will lead a panel titled “Moral Decline Causes Big Government.” Mat Staver will sit on a panel titled “The Assault On Constitutional …

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SPLC: Fewer Policitians Will Attend This Year’s FRC Values Voter Summit

From the Southern Poverty Law Center: Where have all the elected officials gone? The Family Research Council’s (FRC) annual Values Voter Summit (VVS), set for the end of September, is fast approaching. But unlike prior years, very few high profile politicians have confirmed their participation. And the current line up seems more extreme than ever. Could this annual rite of …

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Crazy Eyes: All Money Sent Home By Immigrants Should Be Taxed At 100%

Miranda Blue writes at Right Wing Watch: In a conference call with the anti-immigrant group Numbers USA last week, Rep. Michele Bachmann called illegal immigration a “war against the American people” and suggested that the U.S. levy a 100 percent tax on money that immigrants send back to Mexico, Honduras, El Salvador and Guatemala in order to put pressure on …

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Crazy Eyes Outdoes Herself: President Obama Wants To Use Immigrant Children For Medical Experimentation

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Crazy Eyes: The Ultimate Goal Of Gay Activists Is To Freely Prey On Children

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: During a Wednesday appearance on the conservative radio show “Faith & Liberty,” Rep. Michele Bachmann accused the “gay community” of pushing “deviancy,” “tyranny” and child rape. The Minnesota Republican warned that the gay community will “abolish age of consent laws, which means we will do away with statutory rape laws so that adults …

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Headline Of The Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, President Bachmann and the First Ladybird.” Details.

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FRC Announces 2014 Values Voters Summit Lineup: A Cavalcade Of Crackpots

Tony Perkins fancies himself to be a GOP presidential candidate kingmaker, so it will be interesting to see if any not entirely crazy Republicans will join the above careening clown car crowded with the cavalcade of crackpots who failed in 2012, some of whom (Paul, Perry, Santorum) are expected to make a 2016 run. Ted Cruz won last year’s Values …

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Crazy Eyes 2016?

“The one issue that is near and dear to my heart is to stand strong for the Jewish state of Israel. I sit on an intelligence committee — I’m very deeply concerned about national security and foreign affairs. And I want to continue to stay involved in that realm. I hope to remain active on the media on the national …

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Crazy Eyes Goes Nuts On Fox News

A furious exchange between Rep. Michele Bachmann and Fox News host Neil Cavuto got so heated today that the network abruptly cut to a commercial. Bachmann was invited on to discuss the lawsuit being filed by House Speaker John Boehner over the president’s use of executive orders. Cavuto exasperatedly pointed out that the timing of the lawsuit seemed too political …

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Evangelists And Anti-Gay Activists To Take America Back From Satan

Crazy Eyes, Mat Staver, Todd Starnes, and “Bishop” Harry Jackson are among the evangelicals and anti-gay crackpots who plan on descending upon DC next month to get their “Christian rights” back.  Among the sponsors: World Net Daily and the Gun Owners Of America. At least they’ll get a bigger crowd than Operation American Spring. The event was promoted yesterday with …

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Crazy Eyes On How To Throw A Tea Party

This week Rep. Michele Bachman appeared on the Hallmark Channel’s Home And Family show where “lifestyle expert” Kenneth Wingard gave tips on throwing a proper tea party. At the 5:00 mark, Bachmann reveals that she took a napkin-folding course shortly after she married Ladybird.  And then she demonstrates.

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Crazy Eyes Attacks National Women’s History Museum Because Gay Marriage

“I believe ultimately that this museum, which will be built on the National Mall, on federal land, will enshrine the radical feminist movement that stands against the pro-life movement, the pro-family movement, and the pro-traditional marriage movement.”

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Crazy Eyes: Americans Need To Pray Or Else God Will Totally Unfriend Us

If all 300+ million of us don’t drop to our knees, God will totes put America in the Burn Book and the smiting will commence with No Sweatpants Mondays.

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Teabagger US Rep. Paul Broun Flees Reporter Asking About Campaign Finance

Tea Party hero Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) made headlines in 2012 when he declared that evolution is “a lie from the pit of hell” and that the earth is only 9000 years old. Today a reporter tried to ask Broun why he’s paying Michele Bachmann’s former top aide over $33K to train him in “rhetorical skills.” Because when you want …

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