Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

Crazy Eyes: God May Destroy America Over Gay Marriage Just Like He Destroyed Sodom [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman has the quote: “When we raise our fist to a holy God and say that we are going to redefine marriage, we are going to be okay with paying a Planned Parenthood to cut up innocent baby parts and sell them for research, that clearly is a problem and as we have seen God render judgment in the …

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Crazy Eyes Slams “Marxist” Pope

Bachmann’s tweet links to a National Review column by George Will, who writes: Francis’s fact-free flamboyance reduces him to a shepherd whose selectively reverent flock, genuflecting only at green altars, is tiny relative to the publicity it receives from media otherwise disdainful of his church. Secular people with anti-Catholic agendas drain his prestige, a dwindling asset, into promotion of policies …

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Michele Bachmann: Drop Bombs On Iran’s Nukes

Jesus is taking way too long to come back, but Michele Bachmann knows how to hurry him up. Via World Net Daily: Forget the sanctions, said former Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. The only way to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon is to bomb their facilities, she told WND. “There is only one tried and true method that stops …

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Michele Bachmann: Christians Should Rejoice That Obama’s Iran Deal Is Bringing The End Times [AUDIO]

According to Crazy Eyes, Christians should be rejoicing that President Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran is bringing about the End Times. Via Right Wing Watch: In an interview with Religious Right radio host Jan Markell this weekend, former Rep. Michele Bachmann once again claimed that President Obama is ushering in the End Times, this time citing the nuclear agreement with …

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Bachmann: Christians Should Rejoice Because Jesus Christ Will Be Here Any Minute Thanks To Barack Obama

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Michelle Bachmann: Obama Has Brought The World Into The End Times

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Crazy Eyes: Obama = Germanwings Pilot

“With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks. After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?” …

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Crazy Eyes Films Sharknado 3 Scene

Also in the movie is Ann Coulter, who is playing the vice president of the United States. (Tipped by JMG reader Blair)

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Today On World Net Daily

Via World Net Daily: Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., has been a prolific conservative legislator despite strong resistance from establishment Republicans, including leaders of her own party, and despite the considerable challenge of passing legislation without cooperation from an obstructionist Senate controlled by Democrats. And, despite an outgoing personality and political boldness demonstrated by her willingness to go in front of …

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Thanks, Crazy Eyes!

Remember when Crazy Eyes vowed that we’d see $2 gas once she became president? This weekend wingnut sites are falling over each other to congratulate her. High gas prices? Obama’s fault! Low gas prices? Thanks, Crazy Eyes! The headlines below are from World Net Daily, Twitchy, and Newsbusters.

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Crazy Eyes: I Outsmarted The Left

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Crazy Eyes To Obama: Bomb Iran

“I turned to the president and I said, something to the effect of, ‘Mr. President, you need to bomb the Iranian nuclear facilities, because if you don’t, Iran will have a nuclear weapon on your watch and the course of world history will change.’ And he got his condescending smile on his face and laughed at me and said, ‘Well …

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HomoQuotable – Dan Savage

“Look at Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann’s husband. Anybody who has gaydar—anybody who has eyes—looks at him and sees a tormented closet case who has externalized his internal conflict and is abusing other people, doing his reparative-therapy bullshit. It’s so sad and pathetic. A lot of the self-destructive behaviors gay people are prone to drifting into are directed inward, and then …

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Former “Ex-Gay” Client Of Ladybird Bachmann: I’m Still Totally Gay

Via Religion News Service: Christian Schizzel spent 7 years being trotted around the country on media outlets as a poster boy for the ex-gay movement. Now, after reclaiming his gay identity, Christian says he won’t be a weapon anymore. In an exclusive interview with RNS, Christian tells about his experience with the Janet Boynes Ministries and The Bachmann & Associates …

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Crazy Eyes Bids Farewell To Congress

Via Wonkette: Michele Bachmann gave her farewell address to the House of Representatives Tuesday, and while we were worried that she might just stand up and announce that all her email should be forwarded to [email protected], she actually did deliver a thoroughly Bachmannian speech. It hits all the required notes: Freedom, In God We Trust, Why the House is the …

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Crazy Eyes Suffers Final Hilarious Fail

Via Mother Jones: What happened to her big protest? Bachmann’s office did not respond to a request for comment. A TPP spokesman said in an email that the “gathering in Washington is not a Tea Party Patriots event per se, but we are fully in favor of it and have encouraged our supporters in the area to come out if …

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Crazy Eyes Raps Thrift Shop

Rep. Michele Bachmann has posted a Buzzfeed list titled “16 Things I’ll Miss About Being In Congress.” Fourth on her list is “Speech Prep With My Staff.” For some reason, speech prep includes rapping a snippet from Macklemore’s Thrift Shop, last year’s top selling US single. It boggles the mind that Bachmann enjoys the music of one the nation’s most …

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Bachmann To Stage Anti-Immigration Rally On Steps On Capitol Building

Michele Bachmann is calling on Fox News viewers to join her for an anti-immigration rally on the steps of the Capitol Building. Bachmann, appearing Thursday on Fox News Channel’s “Hannity,” called for citizens to got to Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, December 3 at “high noon” on the west steps of the Capitol. “We need to have a rally, and we …

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Michele Bachmann: Obama Wants To Turn Illiterate Immigrants Into Democrats

“The social cost will be profound on the U.S. taxpayer – millions of unskilled, illiterate, foreign nationals coming into the United States who can’t speak the English language. Even though the president says they won’t be able to vote, we all know that many, in all likelihood, will vote. The president has a very single-minded vision. He’s looking at new …

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MINNESOTA: Ladybird Bachmann Defends His Vile “Ex-Gay” Torture Clinics

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