Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann On Culture

Comedian Sara Benincasa inhabits the mind of Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann to explain her comment that “all cultures are not equal.”

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says the president and Barney Frank are a “gangster government” because the federal bailout of General Motors including closing some dealerships. Because it would been better to let the company go bankrupt and close ALL the dealerships.

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says that teabaggers are “actually the happiest people you’d ever want to meet.” Their rallies are like “going to a state fair or family reunion.” Uh, yeah. But only if your family reunion includes brandishing semi-automatic weapons, waving signs telling the president to go back to Africa, and calling for the violent overthrow of your …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says that Bill Clinton “celebrated” the bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City because he attended a ceremony marking its 15th anniversary. They said that Bill Clinton gave a speech yesterday — the former president — at the Center for American Progress, John Podesta’s group. He gave a speech, and he called me out …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann (R-Pluto) says the federal government owns 51% of the private economy.

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Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann: Teabaggers Aren’t Racists

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says the teabagger movement is definitely not racist. That’s the worst thing you can call somebody! Wait for the end of the clip.

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Palin/Crazy Eyes 2012

That’d be one way to guarantee Obama’s second term.

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

OK, Rep. Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann isn’t in this one, but it’s from a rally with her, so it counts. And extra points for the crazy ladies behind Palin.

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Michele Bachmann: Pelosi Incited The Teabaggers By Walking Through Them

Two bits of assholery from Crazy Eyes in one day!

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Michele Bachmann: The Census Will Be Used To Round Up Americans

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Albert Camus Lives

This should tickle the absurdists among us: Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann. At a lectern. In a boxing ring. Talking to teabaggers. FOR AN HOUR. This is performance art of the highest order, people.

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King & Bachmann Console Teabaggers

Rep. Steve King and Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann left the House chamber last night after the vote to go outside and console their teabagger supporters. Both vowed massive retaliation against the Democrats in November. King: “They people had the nerve to cast this vote on the LORD’S day!” OK, then.

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Rep. Michele Bachmann: If Health Care Reform Passes, Don’t Pay Your Taxes

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says that if the president’s health care reform bill passes, Americans should not pay their taxes. “But mark my words, the American people aren’t gonna take this lying down,” Bachmann later said. “We aren’t gonna play their game, we’re not gonna pay their taxes. They want us to pay for this? Because we don’t have …

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Rep. Michele Bachmann Repeats Death Panel Lie: Grandma Isn’t Shovel Ready

Crazy Eyes Bachmann also appeared at today’s teabagger rally against health care reform, telling the crowd that her favorite sign was “Grandma Isn’t Shovel Ready.”

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Alan Grayson Vs. Michele Bachmann

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) took on Crazy Face Bachmann (R-MN) over health care reform on Larry King last night. Watch this.

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Michele Bachmann, The Comic Book

Comic book fans may be interested in False Witness! The Michele Bachmann Story, by Kevin Avidor. She’s certainly the most cartoonish member of Congress in quite a while. And that’s saying something. Ordering details at the above link.

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CPAC: Rep. Michele Bachmann Wants To Turn Liberals Into World Net Daily Readers

Rep. Michele Bachmann spoke at CPAC yesterday, where she proudly displayed a slide of that “Miss Me Yet?” Dubya billboard. Bachmann challenged CPAC attendees to “flip liberals” to being World Net Daily readers. And then we can ALL be crazy birther, tenthers, and racists!

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Teabagger Convention Falling Apart

Next month’s Tea Party Convention is falling apart over questions about where the money will go. Crazy-eyed Rep. Michele Bachmann has joined the list of those pulling out. Oh noes! Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has become the latest to pull out of a scheduled speaking gig at the controversial National Tea Party Convention next year. Like Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) …

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Rep. Michele Bachmann: Teabaggers Are Taking Over The GOP

Could this be the first true thing she’s ever said?

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