Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

Dan Savage On Kid Vs. Bachmann

“As a gay parent I’m really not comfortable with this. Even if that eight-year-old kid wanted to do it, even if confronting Michele Bachmann was the kid’s idea, even if the kid was excited about being in a YouTube video, this just isn’t cool. The enemies of LGBT equality use small children as props in their misleading commercials and at …

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Quote Of The Day – Crazy Eyes

“Marriage, historically, for all human history has been between a man and a woman. It hasn’t been the same-sex marriage. And remember that in Iowa, it was judges that made the decision, not the legislature, which are the people’s representatives, and certainly not the people. That’s why the people of Iowa threw out three of those Supreme Court judges. That’s …

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Photo Of The Day

AmericaBlog tips us to today’s hilarious shot of Crazy Eyes in the Washington Post. Could this be even better/worse than her infamous Newsweek shot? Get ready for the wingnuts to attack WaPo for “purposely selecting an unflattering photo.”

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GOP: No Sleep Until Iowa

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Crazy Eyes: Gay Men Should Marry A Woman (Just Like My Husband Did)

From the Des Moines Register, here’s how Michele Bachmann responded to a student who heads her high school’s Gay-Straight Alliance. JANE SCHMIDT: One of my main concerns is government support for the LGBT community. So my question is what would you do to protect GSAs in high school and support the LGBT community.BACHMANN: Well, No. 1, all of us as …

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Crazy Eyes Launches Her Book

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Crazy Eyes: Buy My Book

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What Happened To Crazy Eyes?

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Tagging Crazy Eyes

My pal Homer points us to the product tags on Michele Bachmann’s new book. Snork!

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CBS Deletes Letterman’s “Ex-Gay” Cracks About Ladybird Bachmann From Web

Last night David Letterman made some cracks about Michele Bachmann which included jabs at Ladybird: “And if you’re a homosexual, her husband will take care of ya. He’s got a thing, a camp or a clinic or something. And if you’re a homosexual and you feel you’re in the need of some special treatment or counseling, he’ll take care of …

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Crazy Eyes: NBC Owes Me An Apology

Michele Bachmann isn’t satisfied with an apology from Jimmy Fallon, she wants his network to apologize too. “I think the point is,” she told Fox News’s America’s Newsroom, “if that had been Michelle Obama who had come out on the stage, and if that song had been played for Michelle Obama, I have no doubt that NBC would have apologized …

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ACLU’s Memo To Bachmann

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Jimmy Fallon Apologizes To Bachmann

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Fallon’s House Band Mocks Michele Bachmann With Lyin’ Ass Bitch Intro

JMG reader Chris writes this morning to chortle that he recognized Michele Bachmann’s intro music on last night’s Jimmy Fallon Show. It was Fishbone’s 1985 ska classic, Lyin’ Ass Bitch. Fallon’s band leader Quest Love tipped the gag earlier in the day via Twitter.UNRELATED: Ten years ago I met Quest Love while we both pawed over the import bins at …

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Here’s A Shocker

Michele Bachmann’s just-published memoir is so crammed with outrageous lies that it “reads like the greatest hits of Politifacts.” The lies start on page one with a made-up story about how Bachmann decided to enter politics.

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If We Allow Gay Marriage, Some Woman Will Marry The Eiffel Tower

So says Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign chair, who also can’t pronounce “polyamory.”

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Crazy Eyes: ACLU Runs The CIA

From one of my favorite YouTube commenters.

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Mister Chase – Fuck You Very Much

An ASL take on one of my favorite tunes.

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I’m As Bad As Ladybird!

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When Ladybird Called The Gay Activist

Truth Wins Out reports that Ladybird Bachmann called one of their contributors to demand payment on two missed “ex-gay” reparative therapy sessions. Because even though the undercover patient’s cover was blown when the story went public, Ladybird wants to be paid. From Ladybird’s voicemail: Hello John Becker, this is Doctor Marcus Bachmann (emphasis his); I received a message from our …

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