Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

Crazy Eyes: I Am Not A Politician

What she IS, then, remains unknown. And scary.

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Face Of The Day – Ladybird Bachmann

During her “I’m so proud to have finished last” speech, Crazy Eyes revealed that Ladybird had spent the final day of the campaign shopping for “doggy sunglasses.” I am SO not kidding. And above is the face Ladybird pulled during that announcement.

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Crazy Eyes: How Dare You Quote My Own Well-Known Anti-Gay Statements?

That’s outrageous! That’s gotcha journalism!(Via – Think Progress)

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Caption This

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Crazy Eyes: America’s Iron Lady

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IOWA: Bachmann’s Office Gets Occupied

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Michele Bachmann’s Campaign Chair
Jumps Ship, Endorses Ron Paul

Crazy Eyes: “Ron Paul paid him off!”

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Bachmann: I’m America’s Iron Lady

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IOWA: On The Road With Crazy Eyes

Ladybird follows the bus in a white Cabriolet.

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Iowans For Crazy Eyes

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MYTH THING: Iowan Confronts Crazy Eyes & Ladybird Over Their Anti-Gay Positions

The woman asks Bachmann if she’s aware that “ten percent of the world is gay.” Ladybird dismisses her with “that’s a MYTH.” Suh-nap, Myth Thing!

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Ron Paul: Bachmann Hates Muslims

Bachmann responds:”Of course I don’t hate Muslims. That’s an absolutely outrageous statement. What I love are Americans and the American people.”

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Ladybird’s Plan As First Spouse

Should the entire nation be dosed with a massive hit of acid and Michele Bachmann wins the White House, Ladybird already has a plan of action. “I’ve decided my cause is not going to be happy meals,” he said during a stop at the Family Table Restaurant here, apparently a dig at Mrs. Obama. “We are going to be the …

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Who Needs Three Branches?

“I hold a biblical view of law. If you look at the original constitution and the founding documents of our country, it was clear that the founders wanted to separate power, they wanted to separate the presidency from the Supreme Court and from the Congress, because they thought that the Congress should be the most powerful of all the people’s …

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Ladybird Caves To Truth Wins Out

Marcus Bachmann has backed down on his demand that a Truth Wins Out undercover reporter pay for “reparative therapy” sessions that he booked but didn’t attend. “The last thing we expected was for Marcus Bachmann to behave rationally and abandon his specious and spiteful claim that we owed him money,” said Truth Wins Out Executive Director Wayne Besen. “It is …

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Rosie Sends A Gaydar Gun To Bachmann

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Crazy Eyes To Trump: I’m Not Coming

That leaves it to Frothy Mix and Gangrene. There’s gonna be some tumbleweeds blowing across the Donald’s stage AND his scalp.

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Beck & Bachmann: Gays Are Using Indoctrinated Kids To Attack

Yesterday I missed this bit from Bachmann’s appearance on Glenn Beck’s show. Beck asks her: “Are you a homophobe?” Bachmann: “Of course not!” But she does believe gay people are “from Satan.”

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Beck And Bachmann Lose Their Shit:
Obama Endorses Animal Fucking

Bachmann: “So the big question is, is there anything that’s wrong? That’s my question. If that’s not wrong, Glenn what IS wrong? Is there anything that’s wrong?”(Via – Think Progress)

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Patton Oswalt On GOP Homophobia

More on the topic of kid vs. Bachmann. And Frothy!

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