Tag Archives: Michele Bachmann

FRC’s Values Voters Summit 2012

“And the 2012 presidential nominees!” Yeaaah, I’m thinking that at least one nominee is going to be a no-show.

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More Lies From Crazy Eyes

Remember last week when Crazy Eyes claimed that “liberal judges” had just drawn her out of her home district and how she therefore desperately needed money? According to FactCheck.org, her entire story is a lie. Shocking.

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The Swish Miss Stands Alone

After 24 hours of withering ridicule, Michele Bachmann has withdrawn her Swiss citizenship. Ladybird, however, is shopping for lovely new dirndl. “I sent a letter to the Swiss Consulate requesting withdrawal of my dual Swiss citizenship, which was conferred upon me by operation of Swiss law when I married my husband in 1978,” she said. “I took this action because …

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Crazy Eyes Obtains Swiss Citizenship

Crazy Eyes has exercised some heterosexual privilege. Staffers for Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann are confirming a Swiss television news report that Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Bachmann’s congressional spokeswoman Becky Rogness said Bachmann now enjoys dual citizenship with the US and Switzerland. “Congresswoman Bachmann’s husband is of Swiss descent so she has been eligible for dual-citizenship since they …

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Emergency Message From Crazy Eyes

“A major development has just occurred in my race for the U.S. House of Representatives and I’m asking for your immediate help. You see, in retaliation for repeatedly standing up to President Obama on the national stage, liberal judges have redrawn the lines of my Minnesota Congressional District to try and wipe me off of the political map once and …

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Crazy Eyes Endorses Romney

Remember all those times that Crazy Eyes said Mitt Romney could never ever beat Obama. Well, she doesn’t.

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Crazy Eyes Gets A T-Shirt

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Ladybird Bachmann: Please Sign My Birthday Card For Crazy Eyes

Trolling for emails to use in the campaign, obviously. But do feel free to say what you’re thinking.

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Bachmann: People Don’t Buy Insurance Because They Don’t Feel Like It

And not because they’re poor or uninsurable.

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Crazy Eyes Tweets From SCOTUS

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Obama Will Mandate One Child Per Family

“Kathleen Sebelius, the Health and Human Services secretary, she said that it’s important that we have contraceptives because that prevents pregnancy, and pregnancy is more expensive to the federal government. Going with that logic, according to our own Health and Human Services secretary, it isn’t farfetched to think that the president of the United States could say, we need to …

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FRC: Gays Are Oppressing Bachmann

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Michele Bachmann: It’s Rude To Say That I’m Judgmental Against Gay People

She needs to be locked up. Immediately.

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Crazy Eyes Turns Down DWTS

Michele Bachmann has declined the offer to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. The former Republican presidential candidate blasted out a release to dispel any lingering rumors: “In full disclosure, I did win a polka dancing competition when I was in the tenth grade at my alma mater, Anoka High School in Anoka, Minn.,” Bachmann said …

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Rolling Stone On Anti-Gay Bullying

I’m just going to give you one paragraph from Rolling Stone’s excellent long-form piece on bullying and suicide in Michele Bachhmann’s home district. “This isn’t something you kid about, Brittany,” her mom scolded, snatching the kitchen cordless and taking it down the hall to call the Johnsons. A minute later she returned, her face a mask of shock and terror. …

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Romney Wants Bachmann’s Endorsement

Political sites are buzzing this morning over word that Mitt Romney is en route to Minnesota to ask Michele Bachmann for her endorsement. And maybe something more? The Boston Globe reports: Mitt Romney is carrying a full head of steam after winning the Florida primary, but the Republican presidential contender isn’t headed first today for Nevada or Maine, the next …

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Tweet Of The Day – Warren Throckmorton

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The End Of The Road?

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TRAILER: America’s Iron Lady

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Crazy Eyes: I Am Not A Politician

What she IS, then, remains unknown. And scary.

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