Tag Archives: mental illness

Preacher Babbles With NOMbie Rabbles

Pastor Jay Stirnemann of the Christ Temple United Pentecostal Church showed up at NOM’s rally in Providence yesterday to babble nonsensically and call on Jeebus to strike down the gay demons demonstrating for their Constitutionally-guaranteed civil rights. Pastor Stirnemann will be juggling snakes at NOM’s next stop on the Hate Tour. RELATED: Pretty much anybody can pretend to “speak in …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

James Hartline has been anointed by God to end gay pride in San Diego. That there’s a pretty specific assignment! You go, Lady James!

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

According to “ex-gay” loon James Hartline, God has sent a swarm of bees to punish San Diego for gay pride! Tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes and now, KILLER BEES. Thanks for keeping it fresh, Miss Hartline!

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Tweet Of The Day – James Hartline

“Ex-gay” mental patient James Hartline is calling on his “followers” to join him in a 24-hour fast today so that Jeebus will prevent the San Diego City Council from issuing its annual gay pride proclamation.

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HomoQuotable – James Hartline

“Iceland didn’t get the memo from God: After recently being struck with a catastrophic volcano that threatens to destroy their nation, Iceland has pressed forward with their governmental rebellion against God’s commandments. Voting 49-0, Iceland has voted to legalize same-sex marriages under the reign of their satanic prime minister, open lesbian Social Democrat Johanna Sigurdardottir. “In recent months the entire …

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Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That’s all, Orly!

Sadly, birther loon Orly Taitz got fucking hammered yesterday in her bid to become California’s Secretary of State so that she could declare Barack Obama ineligible for the 2012 ballot. Taitz garnered only 25% of the vote, losing to 34 year-old former NFL player Damon Dunn, who had never voted until last year. But staying true to her mental illness, …

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Glenn Beck: Feds Are Going To Kill Me

If something happens to Glenn Beck, “You know who did it.”

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Birther Loon Orly Taitz Files Motion To Join Health Care Reform Suits

All those judgments for filing frivolous lawsuits aren’t stopping birther loon Orly Taitz. Now she’s filed a motion to intervene in the anti-health care reform suits filed against the feds by numerous state attorneys general. According to Taitz, the health care reform bill is invalid because it was signed by a Kenyan citizen. “H.R. 3590 was signed into law by …

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Norman Laboon To Face Psychiactric Exam And Competency Hearing

God, aka Norman Laboon, has been ordered to undergo a psychiatric examination. Laboon was arrested last week after Rep. Eric Cantor dug up two year old death threats that Laboon had made against him on YouTube. Critics charge that Cantor’s team was desperately looking for any proof that Republicans too have been the subject of threats, as were many Democrats …

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Albert Camus Lives

This should tickle the absurdists among us: Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann. At a lectern. In a boxing ring. Talking to teabaggers. FOR AN HOUR. This is performance art of the highest order, people.

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24% Of GOP: Obama Is The Anti-Christ

According to a Harris survey to be released tomorrow, 24% of polled Republicans say they believe the president is the anti-Christ. President Obama is a socialist, a racist, and could possibly be the antichrist. That is what is being shown in the latest GOP poll. The Harris poll was taken during the peak of the health care debate, and surveyed …

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PhoboQuotable – Jeff Walton

“Last week there were over 500 people who were killed in three villages surrounding Jos, Nigeria. These Christian villagers were killed for their faith. The people who attacked them were yelling ‘God is great’ in Arabic, and one of the charges against the Christians was that they were immoral. When a Muslim sees the newspaper headline, ‘Anglican elects partnered lesbian …

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Anti-Government Christianist Militias Are Openly Training In Louisiana

A couple of hundred old white guys are being armed and trained by a local Louisiana sheriff in Bible-inspired operation called “Operation Exodus.” They claim they’re preparing for domestic terrorism, but their real intent is the overthrow of the federal government.

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AFA’s Bryan Fischer: The Bible Calls For Sea World Staff To Be Put To Death

“What about the term ‘killer whale’ do SeaWorld officials not understand? If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone’s misery back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim two more human lives. Says the ancient civil code of Israel, ‘When an ox gores a man or …

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Michele Bachmann, The Comic Book

Comic book fans may be interested in False Witness! The Michele Bachmann Story, by Kevin Avidor. She’s certainly the most cartoonish member of Congress in quite a while. And that’s saying something. Ordering details at the above link.

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Exodus International Launches Campaign In Support Of Anti-Gay Bullying

GLSEN’s national Day Of Silence is six weeks away, but the “ex-gay” mental cases at Exodus International have already launched their “Day Of Truth” campaign to stop students from being taught that it’s wrong to beat up and harass gay kids. According to Exodus, the anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund is standing by with 1200 attorneys to represent anybody that faces …

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Today In Crazy People

The 9/11 Truthers are already claiming that the plane crash in Austin was a “false flag op” by the federal government, presumably to discredit the teabaggers. According to the Crazy People, fire trucks and HazMat teams were already in place outside the IRS office prior to the crash, awaiting the arrival of the plane.

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The Hilarious Tweets Of James Hartline

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Today In Crazy People

“Despite the impending catastrophes, the vast majority of Americans are ignoring the warning signs and the desperate need for this nation to return to God. In Washington D. C., the city council is pressing into the demands of corrupt city politicians who are determined to force homosexual marriages on the nation’s capitol. Washington D. C. is also suffering its worst …

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Prop 8 Witness Repeats Pedophilia Claims

David Boies tore into Hak-Shing William Tam on the stand at Perry vs. Schwarzenegger as Tam repeated his nonsensical claims about gays and pedophilia. Attorney David Boies spent time walking Tam through a Web site for a Chinese-American evangelical Christian group that featured a headline reading “Studies Show That Homosexuality Is Linked to Pedophilia.” Tam serves as secretary of the …

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