Tag Archives: Matt Drudge

Drudge Report Slams The GOP’s “Seven Dwarfed”

Breitbart celebrates: The Drudge Report summarized Thursday night’s GOP debate, which frontrunner Donald Trump skipped, with the headline: “The Seven Dwarfed!” That assessment matches the consensus, left and right, from media observers: that Trump benefited from staging a fundraiser for wounded veterans, where he appeared relaxed, magnanimous, and in command, rather than placing himself in the crosshairs of the Fox …

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MIAMI: Homocon Blogger Matt Drudge Gifts $700,000 House To Man He’s Lived With For 11 Years

From the Miami Herald: Internet aggregator Matt Drudge sure has become a generous man after 20 years as the left’s whipping boy and the conservative right’s digital voice. Drudge last week gave away half of his real estate holdings in the far south Miami suburb of Redland. Miami-Dade County property records show longtime area dweller Drudge, 49, gifted a 4,600-square-foot …

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Linda Tripp: Bill Clinton Had Thousands Of Affairs

In today’s top story on Breitbart, Linda Tripp claims that Bill Clinton has had thousands of affairs. Yes, thousands. Tripp also declares that she saved Monica Lewinsky’s life by coming forward. They write: In a rare interview, Linda Tripp, a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, revealed on Sunday it was common knowledge while she worked in the West …

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Daily Beast: Blame Trump’s Dominance On Matt Drudge

Daily Beast columnist Michael Tomasky today posits that the Trump juggernaut can in part be credited to closeted blogger Matt Drudge and his 700 million monthly site hits. Tomasky writes: What they’ve been getting for the last six months is a steady stream of pro-Trump agitprop. Drudge’s own weird, quasi-libertarian, crypto-racialist-populist political views have found their perfect echo in Trump’s …

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Matt Drudge Attends GOP Debate With Ann Coulter

Famously reclusive homocon horcrux Matt Drudge made a rare public appearance at last night’s GOP debate accompanied by Ann Coulter. The Twitterverse reacted by mocking Drudge’s scraggly beard. Rim shot.

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Matt Drudge Implies That Hillary Is A Lesbian

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

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Trump Picks Up Drudge’s Attack On Hillary’s Hair

Right on cue, Donald Trump has picked up Matt Drudge’s attack on Hillary Clinton’s hair. CNN reports: Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio. Asked by host Mark Levin what Clinton’s appeal to voters is, Trump simply said: “Well, she has a new hairdo, …

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Wears A Wig

Closeted blogger Matt Drudge this morning accused Hillary Clinton of wearing a wig. Clinton often refers to her hair in stump speeches, usually saying something like, “You’re not going to see me turn white in the White House – I’ve been coloring my hair for years.”

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Was On Drugs During Hearing

Yes, closeted blogger Matt Drudge is THAT pathetic.

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Drudge: Witch Hillary Scared Joe Biden Away

This is how closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge chose to illustrate today’s big news. Teabagistan is already seizing on the image with great glee.

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Matt Drudge: The Media Is Covering Up The Lovers Of “Old And Sick” Hillary Clinton

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with …

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A Prayer From Matt Drudge

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge is joining the rest of Teabagistan in attacking Pope Francis, both for his scandalous Christ-like support for the poor (income redistribution!) and for his role in thawing relations between the United States and Cuba (commies!)

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Drudge Poll: Trump Won The Debate

Most on the right and the left seem to believe that Carly Fiorina won last night’s main debate, but not the respondents to Matt Drudge’s poll, who unsurprisingly chose Trump over Fiorina by a more than 2-1 margin. Fiorina only made the main debate stage due to a controversial late rule change made by CNN.

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Clinton Is Hiding Bill

Google data must also show that the public doesn’t want to see Matt Drudge with another man.

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Matt Drudge Buys $2M Arizona Mansion

Via Gossip Extra: Internet arsonist Matt Drudge, who owns a sprawling property on the edge of The Everglades near Miami, just plunked down $1.9 million cash for a bunker-like house in the Arizona desert near Phoenix. With the purchase the web aggregator, 48, will be living part-time in the jurisdiction of civil rights-busting Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a favorite on his …

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More Net Neutrality Sadz From Drudge

At this writing the Drudge Report is completely blank.

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Matt Drudge Has The Net Neutrality Sadz

UPDATE: All the homocons have the sadz.

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Today In Jealous Closet Cases

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Drudge Celebrates Lewinsky Scandal

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge today posted the above tweet in celebration of this day 17 years ago when his blog first gained national attention due to his leaking word that Newsweek editors had killed a story which reported that Bill Clinton had had an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

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Most “Drudged” Of 2014

Via the National Journal: Don’t doubt the influence of Matt Drudge. According to Quantcast, the Drudge Report sees a steady stream of more than 2 million unique visitors daily. For publishers, the distribution power of the Drudge Report—just like other content streams such as Facebook and Twitter—is hard to write off as trivial. Those 2 million daily visitors are sent …

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