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Miss Ladyfingers USA To Get Opposite Married In Gay-Boycotted Hotel

Tomorrow Carrie Ladyfingers Prejean will opposite marry NFL quarterback Kyle Boller in San Diego. And in a deliberate final “fuck you” to the gays, she’s booked the wedding at Doug Manchester’s Grand Del Mar Hotel. Manchester’s hotels have been boycotted and picketed by gays and gay-friendly organizations ever since it was revealed that he contributed more than $125,000 to Protect …

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Daily Grumble

Seven months later, Miss Ladyfingers USA still dominates the search terms that bring outsiders to JMG. And to think I once complained because the top item was “bacon explosion.” Anyhow, it’s a good list to look at anytime I get feeling all fancy pants.

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Ladyfingers USA Sued For Never Paying Her Christian PR Firm

Miss Ladyfingers USA is being sued by the Christian publicity firm that guided her to wingnut stardom. Carrie not only hates the gays, she hates paying her bills. The group — A. Larry Ross Communications — claims Prejean contacted them back in April, 2009 and logged “hundreds of hours” helping Prejean spread her “biblically correct” message. But according to the …

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Carrie Prejean Is Opposite Engaged

Miss Ladyfingers USA is engaged to St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. The happy couple is registered at Good Vibrations, The Pleasure Chest, and Vivid Entertainment. She should totally ask Maggie to be a bridesmaid!

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Carrie Prejean’s Christian Reputation Does Not Permit Midnight Club Appearances

“We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation.” – Francine Prejean, explaining why her daughter, Miss Ladyfingers USA, will …

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Study On Men Who’ve Never Watched Porn Fails When No Subjects Can Be Found

An attempt by Canadian researchers to compare the sex lives of men who watch porn with men who never have was called off because they couldn’t find any subjects for the latter group. Scientists at the University of Montreal had to change the focus of their project after failing to find a single male aged in his 20s who hadn’t …

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Maggie Gallagher Finally Responds To The Miss Ladyfingers USA Scandal

After weeks of shamed silence during which NOM scrubbed all mention of Carrie Prejean from their website, Maggie Gallagher has at last commented on the Miss Ladyfingers USA scandal in a column published on the wingnut site Townhall. I hope young women watching learn something from Carrie’s ordeal; ideally something like: Don’t have sex with men who aren’t willing to …

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Carrie Prejean XXX Avalanche: THIRTY Nude Photos, EIGHT Sex Tapes

When it rains, it fucking pours Miss Ladyfingers USA’s vajayjay. Radar Online reports that another thirty nude photos and seven solo sex tapes of Carrie Prejean have surfaced. She made “the biggest mistake of my life” at least 38 times! There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It’s …

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Quote Of The Day – Anonymous

A friend of mine wrote to angrily demand why I and a mutual friend had both become a “fan” of Carrie Prejean on Facebook. I responded that one must be a fan in order to post comments. Our mutual friend, who prefers to remain anonymous, had a much, much better response. I guess it was the first time I ever …

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Carrie’s Mom Saw The Sex Tape

TMZ reports today that Miss Ladyfingers USA’s mother was in the room when pageant lawyers played her sex tape. Oh, dear. Carrie Prejean wasn’t the only member of her family who got a peek at Carrie’s solo sex tape — TMZ has learned her MOM was in the room when the Miss California USA lawyers pressed play. Sources tell TMZ …

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